Originally Posted by Davey

I found my tank sprayer... In the bushes.

What is wrong with FedEx? Really you dummies, we have a covered porch big enough to park a car on, you can't just set it next to the door like UPS? You have to pretend our neighborhood is a package theft war zone, and shove a $18 sprayer in the bushes next to the house so that the only way it can be found is if you're thinking "I KNOW IT HAS TO BE HERE, WHERE ELSE COULD IT BE?"

Next time, just leave it on the porch by the door.