"The Geek" because that is what I was known as in high school (in a make-fun- of way)...I'm 25 years old now and I've already had some of those who called me that back then bag my groceries and help carry them to my two former cars (CTS and S2000)...
I hated it back then, but nowadays I'll fight tooth and nail to keep "The Geek" title!!!!!