No way your an OG, I got your back.
Okay I got one.
So one time I was really drunk , I was going to go drive my truck to race the Local Saturn racer Club, but before I could get into my truck and race, it transformer into Optimus Prime and bitch slapped me.
When I woke up there was a cube in my butt, and note that said, "I found the matrix" - O.P :-)
I have reconsidered street racing and Drinking and driving ever since.
