How about the vet gets arrested for vandalism and pays the damages and then the other guy ends up being the one going to jail for assaulting the vet AND documenting his assault to make sure he gets busted. This is quite a bucket of idiocy here, although I award special accolades to the other guy dry humping his friend's car like its his own property, lol.
He coulda just video'd the guy spray painting his car... then stopped the video, restrained the vet, had his friend hold him down, then proceed to FINISH spray painting most of the paint on his EVO and then gotten a whole new paint job on the vet's dime for free!
