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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang
I use hand sanitizer on my way to the bathroom. If your hand makes contact with a doorknob, then you touch your wang to piss, that means that everyone that has touched that doorknob before you has touched your wang. That makes you gay. Best case scenario it makes you bi, but more heavily tilted towards gay because only men have real jobs.  |
The washing hands thing only matters to some.
If you're preparing food, then yeah, prolly a good idea.
If you're shaking my hand, I'm not worried, because I'll wash my hands before I eat regardless.
Ppl think they're ish is clean when they go and use an office keyboard or phone. That's where the real germs are.