Originally Posted by 11Thumper

True, and these things never happen when you're watching for them.

I remember when I got a new shotgun a couple years back. I was so excited that I put all my home audio equipment by the front window of my house, left the blinds open and cracked the front door a little. I sat there all night for three nights and nobody came in to steal the stuff. I got fed up and just went to the shooting range.

I'm just KIDDING of course!