Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

So me and the wife are taking a Sunday drive in the Z when a lambo gallardo is up ahead of me at the light. Me and the wife are like kool, a lambo. Well I normally move briskly on the road so without instigation I began accelerating up the road. It seems the lambo driver notices me catching up so he starts moving quick as well. I didn't think anything of it at first. I just thought he was moving quick for the same reason as I. Then i notice that he would slow down whenever I slowed down and speed when I speed up. He was trying to agg me into some kind of stupid race... what an idiot.
He was really pissing me off and I knew that the upcoming road was crappy. Too crappy for a lambo but not crappy enough for my Z. I knew if I played into his game I can make him feel like an idiot. Not cuz my car was faster... I just know those roads and know a lambos weakness.
I decided instead to just turn into a Sonic and buy my wife an ice cream. Why give a bad name to Z drivers. All I'm sayin is you gotta be one rich effin loser with micro penis syndrome to be driving around in a 200k+ car and looking for races with 36k sports cars.