Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

Here's what I do: I do a one wheel peel when no one is looking. Then I go back to the same spot, but facing in the opposite direction. When a sport package Z shows up I do another peel.

I look in the rear view mirror as they scratch their heads, reading their lips as they say "how come his sport Z has 18" rims and no spoiler?"

Then I pull over in a dark area and sob.