My little brother gets on my account from time to time.... LOL

I can see why you are cornfused! ;)

Ok, that makes a lot more sense.

guys,

No one has answered my question yet?

This car is not predisposed to straight line acceleration due to several reasons.

Track prep and weather are huge factors, so here's about the most accurate answer you can expect:

Faster than 15 seconds, slower than 12.5 seconds.

This help?

You sir are a douchebag!

All I wanted to know is what are the typical stats of this particular car at the 1/4 mile track. Whether you guys have stats on a stock one or a slightly modded one like this one. I'd like to ideally know the stats of one like this one since I ran one with these mods.

But whatever.....

Sorry your previous post suggest that you were a troll or a little boy making stuff up, so forgive us for being a little doubtful.

A little research and logic will yield below:

APR stage 2++ on a dyno jet, 3 pulls, call it an even 320awhp and 340awtq.

2013 VW Golf.:R APR Stage II+ AWD Dyno - YouTube

Bone stock Nismo on a dyno jet goes for about 290ish whp.

So, a slightly modded Nismo, say add 10 or so whp, from a roll, logically should do an ok job at keeping your Golf in sight?

A bad run you'll do low 14s, a good run you'll do 13.7-ish, a really good run you'll do low 13s, some have gotten high 12s. Depends on skill level.

You know there is a STICKY to answer your question at the top of the track page

Yes...it IS $34k :eekdance:

He actually posted in the said sticky, then made this thread

Okay.

There is a motherfucking thread dedicated to the exact fucking information you are asking for, you fucking little ass clown.

Use your goddamned eyes on the Track forum index page and you will see it.

Better?

Which he apparently found, read, posted in and then made this thread anyway. I must be missing something here.