Why I will never drive a BMW.....
 

Whats to say......

Here's Me And My BMW Family

I hate gay-ish sweaters that why.

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Owning a sweater does not make one a BMW driver. Its an article of clothing with a logo. I love my BMW and Im probably buying another. I do not own a BMW sweater.

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what???

How about the cheesy mustache?

There is nothing sweeter than that straight-six

da last bimmer da rental car place gave me was a pos.

altima/camry drives better...and the interior was nicer too.. wtf

easier to say youll never own a BMW because its a BMW...dont be bringing peoples fashion choices into it!

I'll watch more of Fear The Walking Dead before I own a BMW.

And don't forget, you need to complete the compulsory "How to drive like an a$$hole" training before you can buy one....LOL. That's where they teach you techniques such as how to never use blinkers, park in no-parking zones, disregard the existence of other cars on the road, etc. :rofl2:

You probably don't know this, but turn signals are an option on all BMW models since the '90's. Apparently an expensive one, so only a very small number of cars were ever spec'ed with them. And the owners of the few that were, don't want to wear them out.
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Great article for a Saturday morning chuckle. Thanks OP.