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I am the father of 3 my wife actually encouraged me to buy the Z. She does hold that over my head whenever an opportunity comes up, but I still have fun in the Z.

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Originally Posted by PaulZ370 (Post 1259524)

After I got divorced 11 years ago, I got to keep my '90 300ZXTT cause she wanted the full conversion van. No problem with me for sure. Now I have a live in girlfriend for 10 years (not the cause for the divorce, but I digress...) and the money is separate, the house is mine, all the cars are in my name, and she contributes part of her salary for the household budget. After that, she has her own finances, and I have my own finances. I wanted a 370Z, so I got a 370Z... no issues to report except she loves to go riding in it. The funniest part is - I have a 6MT, so she says "...but I can't drive it!", my response:"Babe, who said you were going to drive it at all...??". :icon14:

See, I figure it this way: That ring a man puts on his finger, is actually a castrating device - however, every so often one finds a gem of a lady who will support rather than castrate, but that's like 0.9% of the ladies out there... So guys: here's the bottom line: Don't eat the wedding cake, because it drains any sexual life out of the relationship, and don't wear the ring, because it removes any decision making powers you had prior... neither situation is what a man is all about!!!:owned:

A bit long and rambly... sorry!

ps: Louisiana is a no-common law marriage state. We have what is called the Napoleonic Code: I Love Napoleon!!!!

Or you could just find a great wife lol... Mine loves my car (I have a 944 turbo also) and never tries to control me. Being married is a great thing as long as you go into it with the right frame of mind, wait for the right woman (not girl! Haha) and don't rush.

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Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 1102373)

Multiple Choice

Wife sayings

It's either me or _______

A. The Sports car
B. Your best friend
C. Your girl friend
D. All of the above

to some people A is the same thing as B & C! ;) pretty simple choice in my own opinion!

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Originally Posted by TT370FTW (Post 1298200)

to some people A is the same thing as B & C! ;) pretty simple choice in my own opinion!

Well, if that's the case it would be easier to just pick D. :tup:

Damn, its sad how some people get so whipped lol. Id be like, its my money, ill dowhat i want with it! If she divorces you over a car, she isnt the right one for you... haha

being married for...ahem, 20 years, I understand this guys pain. That said, I also figured out how to get my wife to offer the Z to me AND thank me for buying it. Here's what you do...

1. Pretend that you have no appetite and eat out before you get home. Say "I don't know what's wrong with me" a lot! MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAVE FOOD RECEIPTS IN YOUR POCKETS!!

2. Be sure to leave pics of a Z up on a website right before she uses the computer. Put the computer in hibernate so she has to turn it on, but when she does, she'll see what website you were looking at. MAKE SURE TO DELETE THE HISTORY OF PORN BEFORE YOU DO THAT!!! (see number 3)

3. Look at porn! Try to avoid having sex with your wife as much as possible. Looking at porn will remind you of what other women look like!!

4. Tell your wife that you love her but you are just so depressed with your life. You don't want to get old and you don't want to be 90 years old driving around in a Z. You want to enjoy life while you are young!

5. Once she says "go buy it", you will unequivocally have to visit the carpet store, know what I mean?

6. Buy the car and continue to give her affection while you both are signing the papers.

7. Discontinue 1-3 immediately! Thats right, NO MORE PORN! you will have to give her the sex she's been missing. It's tough but a small price to pay for a Z!

8. Consider that #4-7 are like part of your car payment. Don't vacillate between alternatives! Once you stop #4-7, YOUR NEW Z WILL BE REPOSSESSED LIKE THIS POOR GUYS WAS!

That's should get you married guys started. Good luck!

OP hasn't been on this forum in 3 months. No need to keep this thread open :tiphat: