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I had a couple bottles of Castrol 4 Stroke Racing oil for the motorcycle sitting on the shelf behind a few things. Forgot all about those bottles for a couple of years. Out of sight, out of mind. Decided to start to ride the bike more, and it needed an oil change. Drain the oil and changed the oil filter. Opened up the first bottle and it poured ok. The 2nd, 3rd, and 4th bottles each had chunks of oil come out. Drain all of that out and got 5 qts of fresh Mobil1 bike oil. Couldn't get that type of Castrol oil anymore.

That's a great argument for not buying Zoren-style 4 Stroke and Done racing oil.

Zoren doesn't produce a Racing 4 Stroke Oil. He produces a 2 Stroke Anal Lube designed for tight fitting, high friction, high heat applications that is chocolate fudge favored. His 4 Stroke Anal Lube is designed for gapping. It has an additive that relaxes the muscles and allows them to stretch. Redon approves of both of them.

Well yeah, Zoren is so small I don't feel a thing. He get's a bunch of blow by if I'm all gassy. :icon23:

When I first read this. I thought I read it as 5ft 3 in. :rofl2:

:rofl2: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! :rofl2:

Just about blew my ice tea over my laptop.

I about did the same! :rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

At least he's honest. :rofl2:

So...I guess Redon is using the 2 Stroke Anal Lube?

The good thing is after 2 strokes, Zoren is done

.......unlike Newson. He's never done...............Figure from him. You'ld be gapped like the Grand Canyon. :icon14: