Co-workers thought it would be funny if..
 

They blocked my drivers-side door so I would have to get in through the passenger side. He came up and asked if I could get over the center console - when I told him I could, he smiled and walked away. Someone's getting a penis drawing on their car for this!


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Mind you, this is how I park everyday:
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Haha, I'd just put it in neutral and push it a few feet.

Then I'd spend all weekend thinking up some good payback like an exhaust whistle or something.

....Exhaust whistle sounds like a great idea. I'll see if I can dig up something else to add on. Or maybe just violate their cubical? Rofl :D

Make it a payback tri-fecta. Exhaust whistle, penis on the car (in washable paint) and hide a McDonald's fish sandwich in their cubicle space. :tup::tup::tup:

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lol guessing he had to crawl out the passenger side too?

put some fish sauce through the vents above the hood, that **** will stink for days!! lol

Put a gay pride bumper sticker on their car and register their email on gay porn website.

Or just piss down the vent. This way you don't need to remember to bring fish sauce.

Yeah. Sadly he has the whole office out for me. This isn't the first time it has happened - then again he's got the closest so far. I've heard rumors where they're getting 3 more guys to just block me in for a day.


This is the first time it happened. He's not as close, but they always crawl out the passenger side:
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Wtf ! That's way to close to your Z. I would say he went over the line.....Lmao
No pun intended ..

I would if it wasn't his family car. He had a car seat in the back, which I think I might steal the keys from his desk and put something in it... >:]

Totally would have if I was a dude. Maybe I'll just get one of my office co-workers to do that for me. :P Haha

Something like this maybe? :icon17:

http://chivethethrottle.files.wordpr...anks_1wtmk.jpg

Why not take a corner space where there is dirt next to your door or a curb?

^ park next the the benches in the back :tup:

This one would be good, too, and more in line with your original train of thought. Unfortunately, it's the wrong time of year.

Image might be NSFW for some of you

That's awesome :bowrofl:

All of our corner spaces are near trees. Trees mean birds. Birds mean I'm going to choke a baby when I find their **** all over my car. That and we've had a lot of bad weather lately - with fallen branches and all the good stuff associated with trees, so I park in the middle of nowhere to bypass that. :p

This is gold! Next time we get enough snow at work, this is happening. :D

I am doing that to my car next time. This will definitely protect from door dings.

i'll just leave this here

poopsenders - the ULTIMATE gag gift - SWEET revenge at its finest

Guess I should have looked at the profile pic a little closer. Wilmington, huh? I've got a lot of family up that way.

^bookmarked! lol

That can't be real poop, or they're sending it marked hazardous material. Kinda gives away the prank since there's no way I'm opening an anonymous package marked as hazardous.

wasn't there some douche scamming people on here couple weeks ago? perfect candidate for receiving a pile of poo in the mail, just sayin.

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Just joking, NSA! Thanks for reading!

Is it real poop?
Only the mad scientist that packs this stuff in the back room knows for sure and he wouldn't tell us, but we do know this, it really smells bad back there, he is mixing up ****, and he does visit the local dairy farm and zoo about twice a week. (We also don't want the delivery company to actually know what kind of **** they're delivering.) We can assure you that it looks nasty and really stinks. It will get the point across to your intended victim.

only one way to find out

NSA is watching.

Orly? First one to the finish line wins? Lol :D

Funny you should link this - I just got back from vacation and gave them rocks that looked like **** when they get wet. I thought it was a nice souvenir? :)

I won't lie - I love the "NEW! Poop Combo Pack; 3 Types of Poop in 1 Package!!!" option. Would have totally bought that one. Now if I could only find an elephant... >:]

buy a trunk monkey!

http://images.vitaminimages.com/pp/V...age/072265.jpg

I believe that was a typo, Chuck ;)

You'll need a couple bottles of ketchup... or pretty much anything that's sticky/gross looking. Next time they do this to your car, pour the ketchup bottles all over the ground near the doors of their car, preferably so they can't reach the door handles without stepping on it. You're going to create a moat so they can't get in. Totally harmless and no one get's pissed you messed with their car.