hell we didnt have celphones.. :wtf2:

Yea! She can touch the radio features, but I can't even touch her features! WTF man! :icon14:

did you use pagers?

blahahaha!! :rofl2: :mad: that sucks!

pagers were for the rich. :mad: i was poor. i used my quarter to call from gas station phone to tell gf to call back the number on the phone. ka-ching, i get my quarter back, and get to talk. :D

haha that's smart!
also have you noticed phone booths are almost extinct?

yah, i had to be creative. :icon17:

i noticed that too regarding phone booths. :D hell, these days i dont even carry coins.

me neither
cells phone making phone booths go the way of the dodo bird

yah, kinda like polaroid cameras. :D

be surprising to see one.

Also, if there is ever a necessity, you are obligated to perform this job:

She's too young for you, bro.

Don't bump the gear shift lever while performing a 'highway delight'.

those used to be so cool back in the day
nn film developing

Feet on dashboard, Greatest pet peeve of all. Bleeeeh!
And no smoking.

yah, but $1 per pict was a lot to swallow :eekdance:
back then a gallon of premium was $1. :rofl2:

Everyone gets an FBI background check and a blood test before they are allowed to even touch my door handle. Not facetious.

If someone cuts me off my passenger is required to flip at least one bird while simultaneously giving a full moon to the unsuspecting driver

i remember that! back when gas was cheaper than milk....

I dont know where you live, but at my Publix, gas is still cheaper than milk.

I had a relatives mom that when she would get out of my car she would take off her seat belt and would just let it go and the metal piece would smack the plastic hard, she did that a couple times before I had to let my mom know that was it, take your car!

edit: first time I thought it was a accident, but it happened a second time and I was done, it was just my bad luck that it had to happen a third time cause there was no other driver in the house but me and my car.

+1 on this. I don't know what it is about women and pushing on windows to close the door but I have never seen a man do it. Not only is it not good for a frameless window to be used as a handle against the mass of the door, but then I get fingerprints all over the glass. And no smoking allowed and no making me listen to Books On Tape narrated by Meryl Streep on road trips.

The first one, people putting their feet on the dash, or rolling the window down to "kick out their feet" annoys me. But you got to understand something about this: Some people do not think of cars as "emotional possessions." These people are not materialistic i.e. they don't care if you drive a nice car or a clunker. They just view cars as tools to get from point A to B. They don't even know what's considered a premium car and what isn't. There are good virtues to this.

Farting and burping in the car. Roll down the window if you're going to do that.

Eating without asking me.

Throwing away wrappers.

Playing shitty music in my car, especially rap with lots of 4-letter or n-words. I'm not tryna act gangsta.

LOL, every guy says that. But we all know, "fat girls are like scooters. They're fun to ride, but embarrassing to be seen with/on."

:roflpuke2:

Worst passenger I had was someone I barely knew tried lighting a cigarette in my car, but he was kind of drunk and apologized later. My girlfriend jumps out the car and she tends to smash her purse on the rear quarter panel sometimes. Other than that I'm usually driving solo.

Well said, but placing feet on dashboard is more a safety issue for me. If something happens you get knees in chest. That airbag will fold someone in half.

Feet go on the floor board.
Seat belt on.
No smoking.

Music, if you got it play it.
Drinks and food I am ok with.

Almost forgot one of my buddies like to troll on me and turn on my seat heater when I'm not looking :icon23:

man guys these are just cars.
but I do have rules in my car,
1. seat belt
2. don't be a ****
3. copilots are designated navigators.

This! I hate when people just hit their feet on everything and how they just drag their feet on the sill getting in and out. It's like pick up your fvcking feet! :mad:

My rules pretty much line up with every one else here but I have one more.

NO SINGING ALONG WITH THE MUSIC! http://www.runemasterstudios.com/gra...ages/rant2.gif

I will go Simon Cowell on your *** in a heart beat!
My car is not an American Idol audition. :shakes head:
People singing out of tune grates on my soul.
Back when I carpooled to work 99% of the people I worked with were tone deaf.
So, no singing in my car and a big nope to karaoke too.

Well i my self have just a few rules in my car and they are:

1) no touching ANYTHING
2) no screaming
3) no grabbing
4) no farting
5) no fat ppl
6) no a$$hole$(unless u give it up)
7) no food or drink
8) no homos
9) no looking at me
10) no drugs
11) no idiots, morons, stupids, smart a$$ez and complete retards(except special ppl)
12) no kids, dogs, cats ext.
13) no dirt(yeah even dust )
14) as a matter of fact get the FUDGE outta my car :gtfo2:

Yeah that's better.

Wow, really? :shakes head: Are you really that ignorant?

Which is really confusing when you look at #6 :icon14:

:iagree::tup:

dinosaur lol

go pop your zits kid. lol

:iagree::iagree:

1. no smoking [weed/cigar/ciggs]
2. don't touch anything
3.no dirty shoes
4.no feet on dashboard
5.fasten your damn seatbelt
6.no loaded guns or any type of illegal sh*****t
7.dont ride when you sweat really bad.
8.no over baggage. [its not a taxi]
9.""I"" control the MUSIC, WINDOW and AC.
10. ""GAS MONEY"" lol
11. No OPEN ALCOHOL
12. If your DRUNK. Call a CAB.
13.
http://i62.tinypic.com/vfzf3b.jpg

No turning down my music for a long *** cell phone conversation. Pisses me off to have to listen to one side of your stupid chat instead of my music. No complaining about my music volume....if it's too loud, you're too old. No leaving your personal items in my car then asking for my keys to go get your shyt that you should've took with you as we got out.
NO SLAMMING MY F****ng rear hatch!!! it's heavy enough to damn near shut itself!!!

oh yah.. i too hate them girls that SLAMS!!! the door and hatch. :mad:

No Eating. No Smoking.

That's about it.