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P's_Z 08-01-2014 08:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Z_ealot (Post 2915733)
at a red light once had a newer toyota camry pull up next to me with 2 kids in the back...

Kid: how many seats does that car have?
Me: it's a 2 seater
Kid: (in snooty voice) well our car has 5 seats
Me: that's ok, having 2 seats just gives me more room to store dead hookers in the back
Kid: (looks on in terror and disbelief as i roll away)
Best response eeeveeeer :roflpuke2:

Z_ealot 08-02-2014 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MadMan (Post 2915803)
I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.
nah, after three i would start dismembering them and using those handy dandy compartments behind the seats...maybe a few body pieces on the outside of the car if it's around halloween cause really, who's gonna know? ;)

grandpawmoses 08-02-2014 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Z_ealot (Post 2916695)
nah, after three i would start dismembering them and using those handy dandy compartments behind the seats...maybe a few body pieces on the outside of the car if it's around halloween cause really, who's gonna know? ;)
I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.

P's_Z 08-02-2014 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by grandpawmoses (Post 2916880)
I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.
:eek:

Tell us more about that.....

Munts 08-02-2014 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by grandpawmoses (Post 2916880)
I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.
Creepy!:eekdance:

jpkirk 08-11-2014 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMan (Post 2915803)
I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.
If you pop that security shade thingy you can get another in. :ugh2:

jpkirk 08-11-2014 02:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grandpawmoses (Post 2916880)
I bought an old car at a county sheriffs abandoned/confiscated property auction back in 1964 & later found a skeleton hand in the trunk.
:eek: :icon14: yer yankin our chain right? :eek: :icon14:

DEpointfive0 08-11-2014 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Z_ealot (Post 2915733)
at a red light once had a newer toyota camry pull up next to me with 2 kids in the back...

Kid: how many seats does that car have?
Me: it's a 2 seater
Kid: (in snooty voice) well our car has 5 seats
Me: that's ok, having 2 seats just gives me more room to store dead hookers in the back
Kid: (looks on in terror and disbelief as i roll away)
BULLLLLLSHIT you said that, lol

That's something I'd say!

jpkirk 08-11-2014 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by katjmmx (Post 2927239)
So true! As I was buying my NISMO: "Is this REALLY for you?" :gtfo2:
Since you are in NOVA, you should come out to a MAZOC meet. Some fairly reasonable folk in the group. They meet in Fairfax and Columbia on alternating Saturday mornings. Checkout this thread...

http://www.the370z.com/mazoc/67540-n...lumbia-md.html

alcheng 08-11-2014 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMan (Post 2915803)
I don't know how y"all are getting that many dead hookers in the back.
After three, I can't get the hatched closed no matter what I try.
Tell me you're not putting them up front with you.
Cause ain't no dead hooker riding shot-gun in the MadMan's ride.
Unless of course, I just really, really need to use the HOV lane.
you need this to help you:

http://www.roadtripluggage.com/media...925bcba6_m.JPG


then you know where to put their legs and where to put their boobs... :icon18::icon18:

Sir Shifty 08-11-2014 04:14 PM
I get the most comments from valet parking guys... I remember one in Sacramento thanked me for getting to drive it. Which scared me.

I also had one in San Fran start rattling off all the specs of it to me. I would have talked to him but had to run in an pee.

I get the "is it fast" question all the time everywhere. I say "it's ok".

Drakonis GTR 08-12-2014 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Read T (Post 2910989)
I was asked when I was ordering tires a long time ago (from Wal Mart) if my 240sx was a V4 or a V2
People at Wal-Mart always seem to piss me off for some reason, so chances are my response would have been "Does it look like a motorcycle to you, Genius?"

grandpawmoses 08-12-2014 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jpkirk (Post 2927271)
:eek: :icon14: yer yankin our chain right? :eek: :icon14:
No, true. I was in high school at the time & showed it to my biology teacher. He guessed that it was very old by its color. He wanted it for his classes so I let him keep it.

Sungazer 08-15-2014 01:10 PM
Hmm...

At gas station, this lady: "Cute car. Drive it pretty fast?"

At drive thru, guy working the window: "Damn that's a badass car! Saw you drive into the parking lot. Is that the track model!" Actually it's the base lol.

and plenty others. I'm not terribly phased by compliments to my car, to be honest. But the nicest I think was this older dude that pulled up at a red light.

"Nice car. What's your mpg?" I told him. He says, "I used to get so little. And on a trip! I used to have a 240. They're beautiful cars."

Cool dude.

jpkirk 08-15-2014 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grandpawmoses (Post 2928859)
No, true. I was in high school at the time & showed it to my biology teacher. He guessed that it was very old by its color. He wanted it for his classes so I let him keep it.
That would be ... wow.


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