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nmjaxx9 11-04-2013 09:13 PM

When u drive other cars and then drive the Z and feel the power under ur foot. :happydance:

blackcherry20 11-05-2013 05:34 AM

112. when you see a police officer of any type you automatically speed check...LOL

onzedge 11-05-2013 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackcherry20 (Post 2555597)
112. when you see a police officer of any type you automatically speed check...LOL

:tup:

ElVee 11-07-2013 11:08 AM

113. ...in the 7AT you can move the gear shifter and still not trigger a manual mode gear change. (You have to make sure it goes far enough to trigger the switch; any other car I've driven makes it pretty much impossible to do this.)

Justice97 11-20-2013 10:29 PM

114. When at a red light the car pulling up next to you stops before he is even with you, for fear that you will catch him drooling over your Z.

Rusty 11-20-2013 10:40 PM

115. When the doctor give you the ok to drive again. You pick the Z over the other 6 vehicles in your fleet to drive first.

DOOMMONKEY777 12-08-2013 06:05 PM

Alright guys/gals here we are i am going to post the whole list of best "You know you have a 370z when..." depending on the likes received as i mentioned at the beggining of this thread. At 12am 12/31/13 i will post it, i just wanted to do a last repost before i make the list official for this year, so please reread and if u did not post a like plz do.

116- even in video games you cant wait to unlock the 370z.

Gadgetech 12-08-2013 07:01 PM

117. When you have to tell your friends it didn't cost $50,000

alcheng 12-08-2013 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DOOMMONKEY777 (Post 2600358)
Alright guys/gals here we are i am going to post the whole list of best "You know you have a 370z when..." depending on the likes received as i mentioned at the beggining of this thread. At 12am 12/31/13 i will post it, i just wanted to do a last repost before i make the list official for this year, so please reread and if u did not post a like plz do.

116- even in video games you cant wait to unlock the 370z.



what is the prize?

kfull 12-08-2013 07:32 PM

118. When people who aren't familiar with the Z ask if its a Porsche

winnre 12-08-2013 11:06 PM

119. You get in a Toyota Camry and it feels like an Olympic size swimming pool.

fzgood 12-09-2013 12:19 AM

120. You win any race that involves turning off VDC.

2xtreme1 12-09-2013 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 2540778)
:rofl2:


95. when you're wondering and worried when the garage door spring is going to snap. :eekdance:

if while your car is outside, then :eekdance: (dont want dumbarse random kids messing with your z while you wait for the repairman)

if while your car is inside, then :eekdance: (dont want repairman scratching while he does the work)

DUDE, I fear one day the spring will brake..while in am Going inside the garage.
I witnessed it brake one day, and as soon as it pops especially when you're trying to open it, it will go down right away with nothing stoping it.
so, with that being said..I have a tendacy of entering the garage once it is halfway opened, enough for me to get in obviously.
I'm scared on day it will snap halfway and land on my Z :( LOL

2xtreme1 12-09-2013 12:54 AM

121. You spend your last 3 hours at work on the Z forums..when I could have been doing my final paper for school which is due on Wed..
uhh I can never seem to have the motivation of writting a paper until like the day before.

TreeSemdyZee 12-09-2013 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 2xtreme1 (Post 2600762)
121. You spend your last 3 hours at work on the Z forums..when I could have been doing my final paper for school which is due on Wed..

uhh I can never seem to have the motivation of writting a paper until like the day before.


Um. Shouldn't you be working instead of either one of those tasks?

Driftomodachi 12-10-2013 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am (Post 2543199)
Yes it does but I tend to hide head rest behind B pillar. This way the little lady does not complain while she is sitting beside me.

That's true. It only works if you ride j-solo

Christothep 08-06-2014 10:55 PM

EVERYTIME!!!!!! lol

Christothep 08-06-2014 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tazrek (Post 2525616)
24. Every Time you park somewhere, you look back at your car at least twice.

Every single day!!!!! lol

Christothep 08-06-2014 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Riptide67 (Post 2526243)
When you girl hates any and everything you do to your 370Z. She always says "it's just a stupid car".

That's why you don't have girls...no homo....You just have Z's lol

Christothep 08-06-2014 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaedub (Post 2538039)
84. When you and your friends are deciding on which car to carpool in, and the Z is never an option

:happydance:

Christothep 08-06-2014 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2544068)
Self-love is better than nothing. :tiphat:

:werd:

DOOMMONKEY777 08-07-2014 10:47 PM

Holy crap i completely forgot about this thread, srry everyone i have been very bizzy, i will do what ive sad just gimme some time.

Meantime,

Write some more guys/gals.

Ed_Collins 08-08-2014 01:10 AM

These are probably my favorite posts in this thread. Note that I've taken the liberty to correct the spelling errors, rephrased some of them for clarity, modified some of them for brevity, consistency, etc:

You know you own a Nissan 370z when...

...the local cops know you by your first name.
...you keep on driving by buildings with glass windows just to see the car's reflection.
...you sit in your garage instead of the porch so you can be next to it.
...you need to borrow other people's cars when you go to Costco.
...you have more photos of your car than you do of your children/pets.
...you find yourself looking back at it at least twice, each time you park and walk away.
...you realize everyone is always asking you what kind of Porsche your car is.
...you find yourself regularly taking the longer route to your destination.
...the parking spot you choose in the lot is always a corner spot protected on one side.
...you have difficulties staying under the speed limit.
...you realize that switching to Geico did not save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
...you believe that slogan "Ultimate Driving Machine" should belong to Nissan.
...you have to play Tetris with your groceries to get them to fit in the hatch.
...you and your friends are deciding on whose car to carpool in, and your car isn't even considered.
...your owner's manual & service manuals are the only "books" you've finished reading in a long time.
...you get into a Toyota Camry and it feels like an Olympic size swimming pool.
...you have numerous microfiber towels in your car and garage.
...you know what a microfiber towel is.

axmea? 08-08-2014 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ed_collins (Post 2923635)
these are probably my favorite posts in this thread. Note that i've taken the liberty to correct the spelling errors, rephrased some of them for clarity, modified some of them for brevity, consistency, etc:

You know you own a nissan 370z when...

...the local cops know you by your first name.
...you keep on driving by buildings with glass windows just to see the car's reflection.
...you sit in your garage instead of the porch so you can be next to it.
...you need to borrow other people's cars when you go to costco.
...you have more photos of your car than you do of your children/pets.
...you find yourself looking back at it at least twice, each time you park and walk away.
...you realize everyone is always asking you what kind of porsche your car is.
...you find yourself regularly taking the longer route to your destination.
...the parking spot you choose in the lot is always a corner spot protected on one side.
...you have difficulties staying under the speed limit.
...you realize that switching to geico did not save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
...you believe that slogan "ultimate driving machine" should belong to nissan.
...you have to play tetris with your groceries to get them to fit in the hatch.
...you and your friends are deciding on whose car to carpool in, and your car isn't even considered.
...your owner's manual & service manuals are the only "books" you've finished reading in a long time.
...you get into a toyota camry and it feels like an olympic size swimming pool.
...you have numerous microfiber towels in your car and garage.
...you know what a microfiber towel is.

yup!

Ed_Collins 08-08-2014 01:43 AM

You know you own a Nissan 370z when...

...instead of accelerating after making your turns, you realize you can now accelerate into them.

...you find you're now ordering car wash and car wax by the barrel.

...you realize you're now comfortable in small, dark, enclosed spaces.

mishuko 08-08-2014 07:09 AM

You constantly whisper to your girlfriend/significant other sitting beside you 'race car'

grandpawmoses 08-08-2014 07:47 AM

The valets fight each other to see who gets to park your car

Mustang drivers look away from you when you stop at a red light beside them

Mustang drivers girlfriends look at you when you stop at a red light beside them

HEK 08-08-2014 08:44 AM

you get to feel like what a movie star feels...everyone stares at you :hello:

Tadpole 08-08-2014 10:21 AM

When asked at the drag strip "That's a V6 in your car? I reply "Yep and it's stock" Then the V8 pony guy walks away shaking his head.

kenchan 08-08-2014 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed_Collins (Post 2923643)
You know you own a Nissan 370z when...

...instead of accelerating after making your turns, you realize you can now accelerate into them.
...you find you're now ordering car wash and car wax by the barrel.

...you realize you're now comfortable in small, dark, enclosed spaces.


really? that usually ends up in a not so ideal situation wrapped around a pole or tree or into church signs.. :ugh:

kenchan 08-08-2014 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2xtreme1 (Post 2600754)
DUDE, I fear one day the spring will brake..while in am Going inside the garage.
I witnessed it brake one day, and as soon as it pops especially when you're trying to open it, it will go down right away with nothing stoping it.
so, with that being said..I have a tendacy of entering the garage once it is halfway opened, enough for me to get in obviously.
I'm scared on day it will snap halfway and land on my Z :( LOL

yah, ive actually witnessed a garage spring break... definitely not a good idea to be under the door while the garage door is opening (or closing for that matter). :D

i just wait it out until the garage door is fully open.

Tadpole 08-08-2014 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 2923971)
really? that usually ends up in a not so ideal situation wrapped around a pole or tree or into church signs.. :ugh:

I bet you drive 53 in a 55 mph zone in the left lane because it's the right thing to do.

grandpawmoses 08-08-2014 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2543951)
108. You know you drive a Z when you realize you can't have sex in it... :ugh2:

Sex, heck....I fit so tight that I don't even want to get a hard-on in it.

Ghostvette 08-08-2014 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grandpawmoses (Post 2924103)
Sex, heck....I fit so tight that I don't even want to get a hard-on in it.

Sex on, not in... IMHO... :p

MagmaRed370z 08-08-2014 05:20 PM

When at a stop light, you slide your finger all over the steering wheel Z logo.

Chejuan 08-08-2014 06:03 PM

...when you pop the hood for an inspection at a secure facility and the guard looks at your (stock) engine and says "Nice!"

Driftomodachi 08-08-2014 07:52 PM

You love punching the gas
You love braking late
You stop buying cheap tires

jamesj1996 08-08-2014 09:08 PM

when u scrape the front rubber thing coming out of your own driveway

MagmaRed370z 08-08-2014 10:02 PM

When another Z enthusiast recognizes your Z and gives you the thumps up and waves.

MagmaRed370z 08-08-2014 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 2576556)
115. When the doctor give you the ok to drive again. You pick the Z over the other 6 vehicles in your fleet to drive first.


This is so true. I injured my back 3 weeks ago and just now picked the Z to drive. I was driving the bimmer (soft ride) but now that i am better Z all the way!!! :happydance:


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