DUDE...top post was 'pposed to be a private to mr. hawk...

the bottom, a re. to bein' a handicapped '370z-er/old gezzzer...the juxtaposition...

and, as always, it's always only the beerzies...i blame it on the heinekens...

27. You always check the Weather Radar to make sure there's no rain in the area before taking her out for a spin :tup:

28. You wipe the front end with Detailer to take any bugs off when you bring her back home from a cruise... :mad:

29. You're driving the family out in the family sedan and your bud passes you in his 370Z and your eyes can't stop looking at his 370Z wishing you were driving yours...! :ugh2:

Ah... one should have my problems...

30. When people driving new Camaros and Challengers crank their necks to look at your Z.

31. When you go somewhere (shopping, movies, etc) and they have a huge empty parking lot, you still part at the end of the lot on a corner spot close to one side.

#32 when girls you never met accidentally sit in your car.

I actually had this happend to me one time.

People plz noo spam, we dont like er kind around here. Ty.

When you find yourself punching it at 3000rpm and letting off all day long

When your differential bushing is busted

When you girl hates any and everything you do to your 370Z. She always says "it's just a stupid car".

I'll expand on this...

Until she drives it with 250 more whp and says " You kept asking for things and I was getting annoyed. Now that I drove it, Do what you need to to make it perfect"

That my fellow Z owners is what all us married folk wanna hear.

You are not the only one:stirthepot:

.... At least 3 times!

Do this everytime shes clean!

35. When 2 more people at work buy one also :shakes head:

36. When girls offer to wash it when youre at the car wash("true story bros")

37. When you keep trying to mash the clutch in your AT daily driver

Sad but true:

38. When your grandmother with demential tells you everytime you see her how much she loves your "new" car.

39. when the air diffuser scraps every concrete parking slot block...sigh...and, some parking lot exits and a few entrances...the damn thing needs to be allowed about a 1/2" more clearance...

40. when you flash your headlights at on coming zeds, honk at those you pass, usually to no response, sadly; butt, proudly, i salute my fellow Z-BRAHS (?)...

U know u own a Z when peeps spot your whip from a mile away :icon17:

41. You have difficulties going the speed limit.

42. You realize you are not just going from point A to B but driving from A to B... :tup:

#43. When you realize that switching to Geico did not save you 15% or more on your 370Z car insurance.

44. you believe that slogan "Ultimate Driving Machine" should belong to Nissan

45. you get aroused when you see http://www.exchange3d.com/images/upl...Road_Ahead.jpg

I had my 86 yo father with Alzheimer's with me a lot last year and everytime we went somewhere, he'd ask me if the car was a 5 speed.

46. When you have enough time to eat a whole sandwich between 2nd and 3rd gear. Please GTM....deliver my MHI kit !!!

Those are the yuppies and posers bro, they're just not in the know. I even revved and waved at a 40th sitting next to me at a stop light (windows down); dude was "face forward" the whole time. :shakes head:

I constantly flick the power window switch in my other car and do a double-take when the window only opens a sliver.

lost track of the number...

-when everyone you pass just about gives themselves whiplash looking your way
-when people get on it just to pass you on the highway so they can take a look
-when you suddenly want to become a mechanic so no one else will touch your z

Lol^

when you suddenly want to become a mechanic so no one else will touch your z

:iagree:

When you get 11-14 mpg driving in the city , worse gas mileage than a v8

When you shift to 120 mph with no thrill because the engine is so rough coarse linear

When your shifter is so sloppy and loud and clunky you're embarrassed to let a stick shift pro drive the car.

When your paint is so crappy and cheap it has 10 chips within 5,000 miles of city driving and mostly In a parking structure.

When your stock speaker is blown the night home from the dealer

When your stock frontier has a louder exhaust

I have tons more on the list

I see JungleTwat posted. It's probably something along the lines of bitching about the Z.

So this is my contribution:

#40-something: When you have a forum member that leases their Z and then bitches about it for several hundred posts, then claims they won't post here anymore, yet continues to do so even after a couple of bans.

#42? - You spend more time on the370z.com forum than anywhere else

I just feel bad for his Z (and anyone who is unlucky enough to actually know him in real life, but I digress). You know it's gotta suck getting blamed for user error.

47. when you can swap MT cars and drive all of them smooth. :D

48. When you Smile while listening the Z growl through a tunnel.

48. When your wife yells, "Hey, isn't that another 370, first one I've seen this month!

This is so true! I used to complained how the MT in my genesis is clunky and difficult to shift ( One of my main reasons for not getting another gc) but after a couple of days driving the Z, I switched back to the gc and it felt smooth like butter :ugh2:

:gtfo2:

You established long ago that you hate the Z -- a leased Z no less. Why do you feel the need to continually rag on the Z? We get it, junior. You hate the Z. We stipulate to that. There's no need to continue letting us know -- all it does for you is to reinforce most of our opinions about you -- that you are a malcontent and a troll of the highest order. Have a great day.

:iagree: