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Birdbrain 09-10-2013 11:39 PM

1. Plunk fat *** in seat
2. Wince in pain
3. Adjust balls

///PureSwank 09-10-2013 11:42 PM

Sit down on leather seats
Jack off
Wipe cum off stirring wheel

onzedge 09-11-2013 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEpointfive0 (Post 2320115)
1. Phone video recording
2. Push the start button/pray to Christ the car starts
3. Pop hood, get out of car, record engine running on 4 cylinders

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blackcherry20 09-11-2013 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEpointfive0 (Post 2320115)
1. Phone video recording
2. Push the start button/pray to Christ the car starts
3. Pop hood, get out of car, record engine running on 4 cylinders

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 2481925)
:icon17:

:iagree:

alcheng 09-11-2013 06:02 PM

1) Clutch-in and press the Start button
2) Called the roadside service
3) replace the steering-lock


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kfull 09-11-2013 07:22 PM

Scratch my balls
Fart
Pack a fattie

onzedge 09-11-2013 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alcheng (Post 2483110)
1) Clutch-in and press the Start button
2) Called the roadside service
3) replace the steering-lock


:icon18::bowrofl::icon18::bowrofl:

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KramChaos 09-11-2013 08:08 PM

1. Clutch in.
2. Press Start Button
3. VDC Off :driving:

nmjaxx9 09-11-2013 08:11 PM

Make sure you can put down that power on the pavement and rearrange peoples faces. Literally. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflp uke2:

Jimmy-D 09-11-2013 08:37 PM

Press start button
Disengage traction control
Have tons of fun

Surely I'm not the fist to say this?

ACKD 09-11-2013 09:24 PM

1. Seatbelt on
2. Start button pressed
3. iPod plugged in, stereo turned on


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