I was riding with my friend in his stock miata and a ricer civic pulled up next to us revving. We kind of shrugged him off and just left the light normal. Of course next light is also red once again revving at us and my friend says screw it. They both gun it and me and my friend in a bone stock miata vs a civic with with a loud *** fart can and slammed are dead even. We get to the next light and my friend yells out and i quote, "WHY IS YOUR CAR SO DAMN LOUD?!?!? AND SO DAMN SLOW?!?!!?" I was :roflpuke2: in the passenger seat.

On my way home from my college graduation my cousin's BMW 650i had the treads on its run flat tires coming apart and we ended up stuck on the side of the road for hours. I posted a pic of his car on Facebook with the caption "German engineering at its finest" :roflpuke2:

I've also plasti dipped "fvck u" on his trunk for April Fools Day :bowrofl:

Friend buys a Mustang... He did not say anything and was waiting for me to notice. I look out the window into the appartment parking lot. "Check out that piece of sh*t, who puts a GT badge on V6... I bet its slower than my moms jetta..." Played it off like i was kidding and knew all along it was his lol