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You know you drive a Z when you cannot stop modding it.
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You know you drive a Z when you cannot stop driving it.
You know you drive a Z when you cannot stop showing their interests on it. |
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...when you know every single pothole on the street better than any police officer in town.
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You know you drive a Z when you swirve around those same potholes in your unmodded beater car. |
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you know you have a Z when the girl your brother brings over goes to get in his genesis to leave with him and she turns and quietly says " but i wanna ride in THAT car right there..." then slowly got into the genesis.
too bad hoe. you aint gonna open the flood gates in my car, skank. LOL |
... When you wish your door was solid like a Miata door.
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...you downshift and people just think you are revving at them telling them to get out of your way!
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I spend a week back in Minnesota and had a Malibu. It was one of the most uninspired automobiles I have ever driven. |
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The positive side about driving such sh!tty car is it makes me remind myself, "Work Hard, thus can afford a decent car... work hard... otherwise you have to sit in a piece of sh!t while getting stuck in the sh!tty traffic!!" |
you know you drive a Z when people come up and say
" is that a porsche... oh wait.... i see the Z emblem....Its a 350.' http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d7...e57258202f.png :facepalm: |
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...when you will hold your head up high(well sort of) while flooring the gas pedal. :driving:
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.....when all the Rx-8s in town do ricer blow-bys at 40mph and 12k RPMs. :shakes head:
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When you get withdrawals after not driving it for a couple days
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..when you are watching 3 guys from your office window looking at your car and then one goes to cup his hands on your window to look inside...
...and you hit the panic button on the key fob ;) |
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When coworkers find out that the "blue car" parked all the way in the back of the lot is yours, ask you how you own a car like that with a family, are utterly confused when they find out you have another car for the family/winter, and then ask when you can take them for a ride with a dumb grin on their face.
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I usually just yell "HEY" and make that woman face like "WTH you doin'?!" LOL:bowrofl: |
when the chief engineer of the building where you park says.. if you ever need a parking spot let me know I will move my truck. :tup:
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...because you rather spending money on mods than having money in your bank acct.
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....when the ladies' skirts get blown and panties dropped as you growl past! :rofl2:
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Have fun and drive the car! ;) |
.........when you look at your rear view mirror in traffic or a stoplight and say, "that jerk's too close to me".
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...no matter where you park your car when you are out you worry the entire time until you go to leave and give the car a once over and see all is well.
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Really tall driver's version:
... your back hurts after a 30 minute drive. ... you never get to go at a stop light late at night, because there is no one on the road, and the only way you know the light turned green is for the car behind you to honk. ... you drive a sports car, because this is the one with the most head and leg room. |
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...when cops pull you over to find out what a Fairlady Z is :icon17:
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... You find a reason to go back to the store after you just got home
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When your wheels are like thief magnet
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...your Meguiar's expenses approach mortgage payment proportions.
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