You are overly paranoid about passing and switching lanes, even when your not driving the Z.

tellin you......... the beast will give you whiplash even when standing still.:stirthepot:

...you're getting a new short block on a car with <50k miles on it due to oil consumption problems. Sad but true... :eek:

... you speed up on the highway to pass an 18 Wheeler because you're paranoid the tire retread and/or road debris will fly up and hit your Z.*

when you swerve to miss a tree only to find out later it was only your air freshener.

when people refuse to ride with you due to your car being "too small"


when a prius rides your *** to get you to play


when you can't see sh!t on the right or left at intersections due to the truck size mirrors

... when you swerve to avoid hitting a bicyclist only because you don't want to scratch your paint.

meh......... just speed up.... the wind would do enough to blow the doors off the Prius AND spin it around

when soccer moms want to race you light to light

You're drivin' ya feel like a freakin' GOD !

i got this one today.........


when Cops pull up beside you, rev the engine a few times and look at me and smile stealthly....

little B@stard knows if i accepted.... he'd ticket my A$$

When you park at the farthest corner of the parking lot so no one dings your doors.

no one will ask to borrow your car. fearing for their life and knowing what the answer will be.

You spend hundreds of $$ on detailing products and a polisher to bring your DD up to par so they can sit in the same driveway.

Women you've never met just come up to you and start taking to you but inevitably refer to the car as "cute"

:bowrofl::icon18: reading my thoughts man!:icon17: