You rarely see any other one on the roads, but when you do you think it's the coolest thing in the world.

You are constantly lamenting about how linear the power is

Hold the unlock button on your key fob... a few seconds later the windows will roll down. Don't let off otherwise they will stop. You can't roll them up.

Everyone says this, and it may be true on a graph, but what I feel is,

"oh hey I'm as powerful or less powerful than a current 4 door sedan" 3 seconds later "oh now I'm a sports car, just don't shift too early ok"

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no truer words have been spoken

...my pants feel a bit tight in the crotch during high speed cornering.

.... your wife refuses to wash your microfibre towels, saying "I am NOT doing your mistresses laundry!"

true story!

...you turn heads.

This! haha thats me, yelling and actin a fool ever time I see one, thinking the other driver will some how hear me from across the street...

...when chix wanna be taken on the hood of your car.

:yum:

:tup:

that never happened...

:roflpuke2:

Spend more time outside than on the forum and you might get lucky???

:rofl2:

you might drive a Z when your Z is EXCLUSIVE! :bowrofl::bowrofl:

...370Z vs. Mustang/Evo/300ZX/FR-S/BR-Z/BMW/Civic?:wtf: threads go on for 50 pages with the last 10 pages being off topic and comments ending with "IBTL" still entertain you.

...b!tches get pregnant just from looking at your car

People keep asking you about the 4th brake light


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and scratch the hood?!

da frak?

You know you drive a Z when... you go on other forums for STi or EVO and want to see if anyone talking smack about the Z.

After an incident and the road is reopened, two police indicate with their hands and yell slow down, to me alone, while in first gear, just following the mini van ahead.

Still amusing a year later.

... you check the weather forecast for the entire time you expect to be out and plan your drives around the doppler radar....

You are overly paranoid about passing and switching lanes, even when your not driving the Z.

tellin you......... the beast will give you whiplash even when standing still.:stirthepot:

...you're getting a new short block on a car with <50k miles on it due to oil consumption problems. Sad but true... :eek:

... you speed up on the highway to pass an 18 Wheeler because you're paranoid the tire retread and/or road debris will fly up and hit your Z.*

when you swerve to miss a tree only to find out later it was only your air freshener.

when people refuse to ride with you due to your car being "too small"


when a prius rides your *** to get you to play


when you can't see sh!t on the right or left at intersections due to the truck size mirrors

... when you swerve to avoid hitting a bicyclist only because you don't want to scratch your paint.

meh......... just speed up.... the wind would do enough to blow the doors off the Prius AND spin it around

when soccer moms want to race you light to light

You're drivin' ya feel like a freakin' GOD !

i got this one today.........


when Cops pull up beside you, rev the engine a few times and look at me and smile stealthly....

little B@stard knows if i accepted.... he'd ticket my A$$

When you park at the farthest corner of the parking lot so no one dings your doors.

no one will ask to borrow your car. fearing for their life and knowing what the answer will be.

You spend hundreds of $$ on detailing products and a polisher to bring your DD up to par so they can sit in the same driveway.

Women you've never met just come up to you and start taking to you but inevitably refer to the car as "cute"

:bowrofl::icon18: reading my thoughts man!:icon17:

When you get "un-friended" on FB because people are sick of pics of your Zzzzzzzz!

You too?

everybody wishes they were you :cool:

when you spend thousands of dollars..... because racecar

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