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dmhenderson 08-01-2012 02:39 PM

So the last problem is turning out to be a head scratcher. Anyone with ideas please post in here:

http://www.the370z.com/exterior-inte...ml#post1849427

Didn't want to continue the discussion here because it's a pretty specific question that needs expert attention. Unfortunately, I am not an expert but I'm hoping that a few of you might be.

DEpointfive0 08-01-2012 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dmhenderson (Post 1820753)
My 3 month old nismo post-deer strike, July 4th in broad daylight. Outdoor temp ~102:

http://i.imgur.com/LJxDh.jpg
The f'ing thing literally ran broadside into me while I was actively trying to avoid it going ~45mph. Seriously, it takes a special kind of ******* animal to time its suicide charge perfectly enough to keep me from seeing it until the last possible second and manage to hit ME and not the other way around. Point of initial impact: driver's side fender.

http://i.imgur.com/ues9M.jpg
Flatbed driver says I'm lucky it didn't flip feet first into the windshield or my day might have been a lot shittier. Note the pretty Adams glaze sheen.

http://i.imgur.com/9othV.jpg
Better shot of the point of impact. I saved the Z emblem off of the blinker lamp. Girlfriend took the shot - I think I was still off on the side of the road screaming and throwing things at that point.

http://i.imgur.com/RS5nH.jpg
Look at that shine :(

http://i.imgur.com/irr9u.jpg
Oh yeah and the fucker had to go and destroy my door panel and rear quarterpanel as well.

http://i.imgur.com/3e6op.jpg
The assailant (after the cop dragged it off the road). May she rot in deer hell. Literally too stupid to live.

Figured I'd start my own thread to keep the other 4th of july guy's thread intact. Fun things I learned:

-Police are actually sympathetic and will let you drink your beer intended for your 4th of july BBQ on the side of the road if it's over 100 degrees outside and your brand new car is smashed.

-The Nissan Cube has a much nicer stock stereo than then Z. Like...a lot nicer.

-The Nissan Cube is literally a turd on wheels. My coworker took a picture of it but I don't know where it went. It's sitting outside right now but I can't be bothered to go out there to photograph it. It's poop-brown, very square, unstable, and sounds like a lawnmower when you step on the gas. Leave it at that.

I'm LOL-ing SOOOOO hard right now, sorry your car got fúcked, but your hatred for the deer is hilarious, lol
Could you have kept the deer to eat?
And yeah, the Nissan Cube is THE WORST car I have EVER driven... SUCH A POS

DEpointfive0 08-01-2012 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucketlist2012 (Post 1820899)
We should donate some money to a deer hunters club...

Time to take out these deer , one by one..

Bambi, we are coming for you...

I'll shoot all the deer in the world. Shot like 5 this year... Wish it was more. But out of state fees killed me

dmhenderson 08-01-2012 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEpointfive0 (Post 1849620)
I'm LOL-ing SOOOOO hard right now, sorry your car got fúcked, but your hatred for the deer is hilarious, lol
Could you have kept the deer to eat?
And yeah, the Nissan Cube is THE WORST car I have EVER driven... SUCH A POS

I could have. There was a guy in a panel van who stopped by to eyeball the deer but drove off when I started to walk over. The cop that showed up just dragged it over to the curb.

buddyZ 08-01-2012 07:37 PM

I would snap off anybodys arm if I saw them trying to hurt a deer or hunt one

KERMIT 08-01-2012 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by buddyZ (Post 1850018)
I would snap off anybodys arm if I saw them trying to hurt a deer or hunt one

Nice trolling

hbui_2 08-02-2012 10:08 AM

Damn, deers are stupid ........

dmhenderson 08-02-2012 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buddyZ (Post 1850018)
I would snap off anybodys arm if I saw them trying to hurt a deer or hunt one

I killed one. You gonna snap my arm off? Are you going to SNAP MY CAR'S ARM OFF??? ANSWER ME HUAGHAUGHAUGH

dmhenderson 08-02-2012 04:53 PM

And we all lived happily ever after*

http://www.the370z.com/members/dmhen...-recovery1.jpg

http://www.the370z.com/members/dmhen...-recovery2.jpg

http://www.the370z.com/members/dmhen...-recovery3.jpg







*except for the deer hahahah f you deer

alcheng 08-02-2012 04:56 PM

:tup: :tup:

dmhenderson 08-02-2012 04:59 PM

She needs a bath, dash treatment and a glaze but I need to wait a while before I attempt to wax/glaze due to the new paint (or so I'm told). With this heat I'm figuring 14 days will probably be long enough.

blackcherry20 08-02-2012 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmhenderson (Post 1851357)


:tup:Much better than the last pics we saw!! Finally-back to beautiful!!
Does this mean no more fun w dead deer jokes?!:icon17:

dmhenderson 08-02-2012 05:50 PM

Actually searched long and hard for a fighter jet "deer" hash mark decal that I could stick inside the car somewhere but couldn't find one.

Sorta like a no smoking sign only with a deer.

dmhenderson 08-02-2012 05:51 PM

Also dead deer jokes are fine. I think the whole situation was pretty funny now that it's over

NuffZed 08-02-2012 07:40 PM

I'm glad to see she's right as rain man. I hope you get to enjoy the summer better now


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