hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

he's probably not worthy of the S5 anyway, especially if he's concerned about others. tell him he should've gotten a bimmer to match his image and character. :icon17:

Here's a thought....challenge him to a race, his car vs yours......in a video game like GT5. :driving:

Oh SNAP.....:nutswinger::stirthepot:

Kenchan with his quick draw McBrain...:tup:

oh, and a cork to stick it up his arse. :icon17:

There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi.
It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him.
Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior.
Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.

A lot of you guys are missing the point completely. This is friendly banter between two friends... nothing else. :bowrofl:

A couple of dead hookers should do the trick :bowrofl:

bucket- please evaluate my follow up post too. :tup:

:bowrofl: Wow dude... it's just his friend challenging him to a friendly race. That's just... :icon14: :rofl2:

Haha, YES! *cue Rocky music*

But I kinda NEED MOAR HORSEPOWERZ!! :roflpuke2:

Lol, thanks Ken! I'm surprised you still remember those pics from way back when I bought the car!

The cork should be the size of a Boat fender...For those that know what a boat fender is...

No, it is not a quarter panel...

LMAO....You have been spanked by German cars...Tell us no, but we all know that a BMW M, an AMG, or a 911 will crush the 370Z Car on the road course...

I hope you were kidding....If not, oh man, we have a funny one on our hands...

And 911's don't ask other high end cars to race ? Earth to unknown370....Earth to unknown 370....Time to come back down to earth..

:werd: I do this sh1t all the time with my cousins/friends. In the end, the only thing the winner gets is bragging rights till the next race.

:tup:

...and the GT-R crushes them all.

I love Audi's but it seems like you need to pay double for that perceived "luxury." For the amount you pay for a fully loaded Z, all you'll get is the rather weak 211-hp, 2.0-liter four-cylinder A5.