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Read T 07-04-2012 05:41 PM

Audi is AWD? Z will not win in a standing 1/4.

That said, I have no clue if you or your buddy have any experience which will make a huge difference. On a track with twisties it would be much closer - I'd give it to the Z but again I think it comes down to driver. I've beat mustangs and corvettes in a POS 240sx and miata on the track and autocross easily.

kenchan 07-04-2012 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ackrite (Post 1805479)

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sonic370 07-04-2012 07:45 PM

like one poster said wining is winning....... just tell him it took an extra 30 grand to get it done.............with the lights off a 1000 hooker is no better than a 100
one. not that i would know the difference.............................

KERMIT 07-04-2012 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sonic370 (Post 1806246)
with the lights off a 1000 hooker is no better than a 100
one..........

:yum: false

RoshDawg 07-04-2012 09:22 PM

I agree with others, you should do an autoX race, and if you guys are really good friends, you should have an honor system and both set lap times on an autoX race in both cars (meaning you'll each drive each other's cars).
And just tell him 1/4 mile times are BS anyways with true sports cars!

JohnsZ 07-05-2012 12:03 PM

I don't know and maybe it's me but IMO, who cares if his Audi is faster. It may be but I don't think that makes it a better car overall. Unless you're one of the more "privileged" Z owners, are you willing to take a chance breaking something on your $35K Z for bragging rights? Your 'friend" is trying to lure you into this competetion because he has to justify spending $60K on his Audi. For a car that price, it should be faster than your Z. If it was me, I would just tell him "you're probably right" and leave it at that. I get passed by a lot of cars I know are faster than my 370Z but my Z will always be #1 with me and that's all that matters. It has nothing to prove!

BeksNice 07-05-2012 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnsZ (Post 1807089)
I don't know and maybe it's me but IMO, who cares if his Audi is faster. It may be but I don't think that makes it a better car overall. Unless you're one of the more "privileged" Z owners, are you willing to take a chance breaking something on your $35K Z for bragging rights? Your 'friend" is trying to lure you into this competetion because he has to justify spending $60K on his Audi. For a car that price, it should be faster than your Z. If it was me, I would just tell him "you're probably right" and leave it at that. I get passed by a lot of cars I know are faster than my 370Z but my Z will always be #1 with me and that's all that matters. It has nothing to prove!

:iagree:

sonic370 07-05-2012 12:13 PM

Well said very good points

Bucketlist2012 07-05-2012 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RoshDawg (Post 1806337)
I agree with others, you should do an autoX race, and if you guys are really good friends, you should have an honor system and both set lap times on an autoX race in both cars (meaning you'll each drive each other's cars).
And just tell him 1/4 mile times are BS anyways with true sports cars!

Great point..

Also the Audi is on the bottom of the list ,next to Dodge for terrible quality and reliability..Nissan is mid pack..

And as usual.Mercedes and BMW are near the bottom of the list in reliability.

I have only been beat by a BMW, a 911, and a Benz S class, so they are very fast and corner well.

But for the money, the Z Car is a great car..

TerribleONE 07-05-2012 12:25 PM

tell him you want to race in reverse

vividracing 07-05-2012 12:40 PM

Challenge him to a foot race.

Bucketlist2012 07-05-2012 12:44 PM

Don't Race in the Rain....

JohnsZ 07-05-2012 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sonic370 (Post 1807113)
Well said very good points

:tiphat:

Coon-azz 07-05-2012 12:57 PM

I agree here. I don't think we are comparing apples to apples. I can go grab a porsche or other 50k+ ride and spank the Audi all day long. AWD is going to be really hard to beat in a straight line race. Then again, this is like you racing a VW golf. If his mentality is drive what you bring and not a drivers race, then you may not win. AWD vs RWD is pretty tough to win against, but hey, you never know. Just go for it and realize his car is going to depreciate a lot more than yours and in the end, is 1 second really worth another 30k in the 1/4 mile? Not to me brother.:tup:
If he wins, don't forget that its about enjoying the race together. If its about who can spend the most $ to get the fastest car, then thats not racing, that spending cash on an exotice and challenging lesser cars. No sport in that. The Audi S5 is an awesome car. If he wins, consider that you both have to have a second run but you must drive each others car? That migh help him see the light.

Coon-azz 07-05-2012 01:02 PM

Alternatively, you could kick him in family ****'s and then just run down the 1/4 mile as fast as you can? Just an alternative.:icon23: :icon17:

b1adesofcha0s 07-05-2012 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Coon-azz (Post 1807206)
Alternatively, you could kick him in family ****'s and then just run down the 1/4 mile as fast as you can? Just an alternative.:icon23: :icon17:

:icon18:

DarkJak 07-05-2012 01:17 PM

Quick, cut his brake lines when he's not looking, and even though he'll beat you in the drag race, you'll be the only one driving away as his crumpled car lays smoldering off the side of the road trapping him inside. Then tell everyone that you won. Profit.

I think the only way you could win in a 1/4 race would be if you had good tires, a perfect launch, and faster reaction time. Best chance would be at a track or autocross event. Driver skill would take it on the track, and I'd think the Z would be better at auto-x.

Cmike2780 07-05-2012 01:22 PM

I really don't think the AWD will be that much of an adavantage in this scenario. The Audi will have a better launch, but that advantage will be meaningless 5' down the strip. Don't forget that pro's are getting those results you see in magazines after multiple runs. This is going to be a close race and your chances of winning will come down to the driver. This is of course as long as he stays stock.

Here's the thread of what other Z members have gotten in the 1/4

http://www.the370z.com/track-autocro...ack-times.html

STOCK WITH STREET TIRES
1) jmarcel88 -------- 09 Base ----- 7AT 12.938 @ 108.31 mph 1.972 60ft
2) b1adesofcha0s ---- 09 Tour ----- 7AT 12.986 @ 107.46 mph 1.967 60ft - Yokohama Advan S4 245/45/18
3) Speedy ----------- 09 Tour Sport 7AT 13.080 @ 105.14 mph 2.083 60ft
4) tranceformer ----- 09 Base Sport 6MT 13.127 @ 105.27 mph 1.890 60ft - oil cooler
5) Bored2Much ------- 10 Base ----- 7AT 13.341 @ 106.79 mph 2.124 60ft
6) One_Quick_Z ------ 09 Tour Sport 7AT 13.366 @ 103.50 mph 2.018 60ft
7) Alstann ---------- 12 Base Sport 6MT 13.546 @ 103.97 mph 2.065 60ft
8) 03WhiteGT -------- 11 Base ----- 6MT 13.574 @ 104.54 mph 2.119 60ft
9) theART ----------- 09 Base Sport 6MT 13.581 @ 105.07 mph 2.216 60ft - Hankook V12 285/35/19
10) 1slow370 -------- 09 Base Sport 6MT 13.628 @ 100.78 mph 2.063 60ft
11) 98intrigue ------ 10 40th ----- 6MT 13.629 @ 103.74 mph 2.130 60ft
12) PapaJFresh------- 11 Tour Sport 7AT 13.704 @ _97.95 mph 2.065 60ft
13) ZOLE ------------ 09 Tour ----- 6MT 13.818 @ 103.59 mph 2.214 60ft
14) Chriz ----------- 10 Base Sport 7AT 13.824 @ 99.350 mph 2.159 60ft

MODIFIED - ALL MOTOR
1) jnaut ------------ 09 Base Sport 6MT 12.245 @ 111.81 mph 1.813 60ft street
2) Z eliminator ----- 09 Tour Sport 7AT 12.420 @ 114.37 mph 1.854 60ft DR
3) secondnissan ----- 10 Tour ----- 7AT 12.856 @ 106.25 mph 1.944 60ft street
4) tranceformer ----- 09 Base Sport 6MT 12.860 @ 109.09 mph 1.921 60ft street
5) chuckd05 --------- 09 Base ----- 6MT 12.926 @ 108.97 mph 1.980 60ft ET street
6) One_Quick_Z ------ 09 Tour Sport 7AT 12.984 @ 108.87 mph 2.026 60ft street
7) cycy89 ----------- 11 Tour Sport 7AT 13.060 @ 107.71 mph 2.021 60ft street
8) Jules ------------ 09 Base Sport 6MT 13.064 @ 105.65 mph 1.861 60ft street
9) zeecarr ---------- 09 Base Sport 7AT 13.084 @ 106.37 mph 2.023 60ft street
10) Danny3.7 -------- 09 Tour Sport 6MT 13.198 @ 107.70 mph 2.124 60ft street
11) wstar ----------- 09 Tour Sport 7AT 13.245 @ 103.27 mph 2.069 60ft street
12) 98intrigue ------ 10 40th ----- 6MT 13.240 @ 106.01 mph 2.008 60ft street
13) brian0128 ------- 09 Base Sport 6MT 13.277 @ 106.05 mph 1.923 60ft street
14) TMC10 ----------- 10 Base Sport 6MT 13.343 @ 104.62 mph 2.096 60ft street
15) Solus ----------- 09 Base Sport 6MT 13.363 @ 103.14 mph 1.925 60ft street
16) BRN370z --------- 11 GT ------- 7AT 13.410 @ 105.17 mph 2.039 60ft street
17) Chrischhorn ----- 12 Base ----- 6MT 13.442 @ 104.43 mph 1.976 60ft street
18) Sh0velMan ------- 09 Tour Sport 6MT 13.654 @ 103.95 mph 2.132 60ft street
19) Dave370 --------- 09 Tour Sport 6MT 13.661 @ 106.77 mph 2.370 60ft street
20) Nitex ----------- 09 Base ----- 6MT 13.727 @ 105.71 mph 2.245 60ft street
21) geosZ ----------- 10 Roadster - 7AT 13.832 @ 101.58 mph 2.188 60ft street
22) Sibze ----------- 09 Base Sport 7AT 13.835 @ 104.99 mph 2.261 60ft street
23) delusional ------ 09 Tour Sport 7AT 13.845 @ 102.20 mph 2.247 60ft street
24) TongMan --------- 10 Base Sport 6MT 13.949 @ 101.67 mph 2.440 60ft street
25) 2fast4thelaw ---- 09 Base Sport 6MT 14.806 @ _93.11 mph 2.157 60ft street

my2004Z 07-05-2012 01:32 PM

You can do this OP! You are representing all past, present and future Z drivers in this race... :driving: Pull out all the stops! Spare no expense! So what if you are the underdog on paper, so was the Karate Kid! Sweep the leg, gouge his eyes, bite an ear, intimidate at every interaction. His overweight cow of a car will look futile compared to your sexy Z. We support you 100% ;)

Super Tanooki 07-05-2012 01:32 PM

Haha, literally laughing my *** off at your responses. So I should:

- Run him off the road
- Cut his brake lines (lol)
- Challenge him to a foot race (I like this one because it's an easy win)
- Ask Vin Diesel to drive for me (I did, he's not available)

Haha. I thought of taking out the spare tire but I think I'll need that weight on the back to hook up better, since that'll be the biggest issue. I'm on stock tires, btw.

I know I'm going to lose, just a little fun like I said. It's banter between friends that I brought to the forum for a laugh so no seriousness here :).

SO, who has a red supercharged 370z I could borrow. That would mess him up... (or a couple of 200lbs weights I can slip into his trunk when he's not looking)?

kenchan 07-05-2012 01:38 PM

hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

he's probably not worthy of the S5 anyway, especially if he's concerned about others. tell him he should've gotten a bimmer to match his image and character. :icon17:

JohnsZ 07-05-2012 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Super Tanooki (Post 1807282)
Haha, literally laughing my *** off at your responses. So I should:

- Run him off the road
- Cut his brake lines (lol)
- Challenge him to a foot race (I like this one because it's an easy win)
- Ask Vin Diesel to drive for me (I did, he's not available)

Haha. I thought of taking out the spare tire but I think I'll need that weight on the back to hook up better, since that'll be the biggest issue. I'm on stock tires, btw.

I know I'm going to lose, just a little fun like I said. It's banter between friends that I brought to the forum for a laugh so no seriousness here :).

SO, who has a red supercharged 370z I could borrow. That would mess him up... (or a couple of 200lbs weights I can slip into his trunk when he's not looking)?

Here's a thought....challenge him to a race, his car vs yours......in a video game like GT5. :driving:

Bucketlist2012 07-05-2012 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 1807301)
hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

he's probably not worthy of the S5 anyway, especially if he's concerned about others. tell him he should've gotten a bimmer to match his image and character. :icon17:

Oh SNAP.....:nutswinger::stirthepot:

Kenchan with his quick draw McBrain...:tup:

kenchan 07-05-2012 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 1807301)
hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

he's probably not worthy of the S5 anyway, especially if he's concerned about others. tell him he should've gotten a bimmer to match his image and character. :icon17:

oh, and a cork to stick it up his arse. :icon17:

UNKNOWN_370 07-05-2012 01:46 PM

There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi.
It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him.
Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior.
Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.

m4a1mustang 07-05-2012 01:50 PM

A lot of you guys are missing the point completely. This is friendly banter between two friends... nothing else. :bowrofl:

b1adesofcha0s 07-05-2012 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Tanooki (Post 1807282)
Haha, literally laughing my *** off at your responses. So I should:

- Run him off the road
- Cut his brake lines (lol)
- Challenge him to a foot race (I like this one because it's an easy win)
- Ask Vin Diesel to drive for me (I did, he's not available)

Haha. I thought of taking out the spare tire but I think I'll need that weight on the back to hook up better, since that'll be the biggest issue. I'm on stock tires, btw.

I know I'm going to lose, just a little fun like I said. It's banter between friends that I brought to the forum for a laugh so no seriousness here :).

SO, who has a red supercharged 370z I could borrow. That would mess him up... (or a couple of 200lbs weights I can slip into his trunk when he's not looking)?

A couple of dead hookers should do the trick :bowrofl:

kenchan 07-05-2012 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucketlist2012 (Post 1807318)
Oh SNAP.....:nutswinger::stirthepot:

Kenchan with his quick draw McBrain...:tup:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 1807321)
oh, and a cork to stick it up his arse. :icon17:

bucket- please evaluate my follow up post too. :tup:

m4a1mustang 07-05-2012 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370 (Post 1807322)
There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi.
It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him.
Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior.
Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.

:bowrofl: Wow dude... it's just his friend challenging him to a friendly race. That's just... :icon14: :rofl2:

Super Tanooki 07-05-2012 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my2004Z (Post 1807279)
You can do this OP! You are representing all past, present and future Z drivers in this race... :driving: Pull out all the stops! Spare no expense! So what if you are the underdog on paper, so was the Karate Kid! Sweep the leg, gouge his eyes, bite an ear, intimidate at every interaction. His overweight cow of a car will look futile compared to your sexy Z. We support you 100% ;)

Haha, YES! *cue Rocky music*

But I kinda NEED MOAR HORSEPOWERZ!! :roflpuke2:

Quote:

Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 1807301)
hey tanooki, i remember you have a pretty wife and a nice car. wat else do you need to prove? nothing. just enjoy your ride and just give your 'friend' the benefit of the doubt.

Lol, thanks Ken! I'm surprised you still remember those pics from way back when I bought the car!

Bucketlist2012 07-05-2012 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan (Post 1807321)
oh, and a cork to stick it up his arse. :icon17:

The cork should be the size of a Boat fender...For those that know what a boat fender is...

No, it is not a quarter panel...

Bucketlist2012 07-05-2012 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370 (Post 1807322)
There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi.
It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him.
Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior.
Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.

LMAO....You have been spanked by German cars...Tell us no, but we all know that a BMW M, an AMG, or a 911 will crush the 370Z Car on the road course...

I hope you were kidding....If not, oh man, we have a funny one on our hands...

And 911's don't ask other high end cars to race ? Earth to unknown370....Earth to unknown 370....Time to come back down to earth..

b1adesofcha0s 07-05-2012 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1807337)
A lot of you guys are missing the point completely. This is friendly banter between two friends... nothing else. :bowrofl:

:werd: I do this sh1t all the time with my cousins/friends. In the end, the only thing the winner gets is bragging rights till the next race.

kenchan 07-05-2012 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Tanooki (Post 1807358)


Lol, thanks Ken! I'm surprised you still remember those pics from way back when I bought the car!

:tup:

Cmike2780 07-05-2012 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bucketlist2012 (Post 1807371)
LMAO....You have been spanked by German cars...Tell us no, but we all know that a BMW M, an AMG, or a 911 will crush the 370Z Car on the road course...

...and the GT-R crushes them all.

I love Audi's but it seems like you need to pay double for that perceived "luxury." For the amount you pay for a fully loaded Z, all you'll get is the rather weak 211-hp, 2.0-liter four-cylinder A5.

m4a1mustang 07-05-2012 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1807377)
:werd: I do this sh1t all the time with my cousins/friends. In the end, the only thing the winner gets is bragging rights till the next race.

:iagree: you and I talk **** to each other but then we just cruise side-by-side blasting britney spears.

b1adesofcha0s 07-05-2012 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by m4a1mustang (Post 1807392)
:iagree: you and I talk **** to each other but then we just cruise side-by-side blasting britney spears.

Fvck yeah! I did totally smoke you that one time though, just saying. Trollolololol.

( Click to show/hide )
And that folks is how it's done. :tiphat:

Super Tanooki 07-05-2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1807340)
A couple of dead hookers should do the trick :bowrofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1807408)
Fvck yeah! I did totally smoke you that one time though, just saying. Trollolololol.

:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

Cmike2780 07-05-2012 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s (Post 1807408)
Fvck yeah! I did totally smoke you that one time though, just saying. Trollolololol.

( Click to show/hide )
And that folks is how it's done. :tiphat:

Is "smoke" some kind of code word between you two?

m4a1mustang 07-05-2012 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cmike2780 (Post 1807410)
Is "smoke" some kind of code word between you two?

Nah, we're openly gay.


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