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MagmaRed370z 07-18-2015 10:03 AM

One day, when I got out of one store, I saw a Police Office looking at my car inside thru the window. I immediately thought that something was wrong:

I said: Excuse me, anything wrong?
Police said: I was just admiring your car, nice Z man.
I said: Thank you, I appreciate that.
Police: I have a Z32 TT at home
I Said: That's my favorite model of Z.
Police: I would race you if I see you.
I Said: Alright, sounds good but, I don't want a ticket.
Police: Oh **** I'm not being recorded right?
I said: Nah man. You are good.
Police: Gave me the thumbs up and said Have a good Night.

True Story.

JesseG805 07-21-2015 12:34 PM

Might as well...

So my girlfriend has always been jealous of the fact that I pay so much attention to my cars. One day, we got into an argument about how all I do is spend money on it. Once the argument got heated enough, we both stopped just to cool off outside on her porch while looking at the stars.

Her: "Your car isn't even that nice anyway. It looks weird! I don't know why people even like those things."
Stranger riding bike: "Hey is that your ride, nice car man!"
Her: "I'm sure he's lying"

10 seconds later...

Lady walking down the street: "Oh my god! I love your Porsche, it looks so sexy!"
Me: :rofl2: DAT PORSCHE

mishuko 07-21-2015 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseG805 (Post 3263043)
Might as well...

So my girlfriend has always been jealous of the fact that I pay so much attention to my cars. One day, we got into an argument about how all I do is spend money on it. Once the argument got heated enough, we both stopped just to cool off outside on her porch while looking at the stars.

Her: "Your car isn't even that nice anyway. It looks weird! I don't know why people even like those things."
Stranger riding bike: "Hey is that your ride, nice car man!"
Her: "I'm sure he's lying"

10 seconds later...

Lady walking down the street: "Oh my god! I love your Porsche, it looks so sexy!"
Me: :rofl2: DAT PORSCHE

did that piss her off more? :happydance:

MagmaRed370z 07-21-2015 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseG805 (Post 3263043)
Might as well...

So my girlfriend has always been jealous of the fact that I pay so much attention to my cars. One day, we got into an argument about how all I do is spend money on it. Once the argument got heated enough, we both stopped just to cool off outside on her porch while looking at the stars.

Her: "Your car isn't even that nice anyway. It looks weird! I don't know why people even like those things."
Stranger riding bike: "Hey is that your ride, nice car man!"
Her: "I'm sure he's lying"

10 seconds later...

Lady walking down the street: "Oh my god! I love your Porsche, it looks so sexy!"
Me: :rofl2: DAT PORSCHE


lol what did she say after that?

Duc_Z09 07-21-2015 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseG805 (Post 3263043)
Might as well...

So my girlfriend has always been jealous of the fact that I pay so much attention to my cars. One day, we got into an argument about how all I do is spend money on it. Once the argument got heated enough, we both stopped just to cool off outside on her porch while looking at the stars.

Her: "Your car isn't even that nice anyway. It looks weird! I don't know why people even like those things."
Stranger riding bike: "Hey is that your ride, nice car man!"
Her: "I'm sure he's lying"

10 seconds later...

Lady walking down the street: "Oh my god! I love your Porsche, it looks so sexy!"
Me: :rofl2: DAT PORSCHE

Time for a new girlfriend.

JesseG805 07-21-2015 03:21 PM

It definitely set her over the edge hahaha. She just got an ecoboost mustang and is in love, so I trade her daily. Now she knows how it feels to own a car she can actually appreciate.

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JesseG805 07-21-2015 03:24 PM

Tease ...not trade...

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mishuko 07-21-2015 03:54 PM

tell her it's not a mustang unless it's the 5.0 and she should get a refund

JesseG805 07-21-2015 04:04 PM

Any more hp and she'll kill herself lol

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jpkirk 07-21-2015 07:32 PM

Race her and let her win. She will be totally into it then.

cranzy 07-21-2015 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesseG805 (Post 3263043)
Might as well...

So my girlfriend has always been jealous of the fact that I pay so much attention to my cars. One day, we got into an argument about how all I do is spend money on it. Once the argument got heated enough, we both stopped just to cool off outside on her porch while looking at the stars.

Her: "Your car isn't even that nice anyway. It looks weird! I don't know why people even like those things."
Stranger riding bike: "Hey is that your ride, nice car man!"
Her: "I'm sure he's lying"

10 seconds later...

Lady walking down the street: "Oh my god! I love your Porsche, it looks so sexy!"
Me: :rofl2: DAT PORSCHE

This reminds of my gf telling me that my Z is immature teenager car, keep in mind that back then the Z was bone stock and I was 23 years old.

Now I'm happily single. True story. Lol

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burntz 07-22-2015 07:53 AM

Good thread;

I gave up correcting people years ago with the Z (04 350, Lemans Sunset) and usually answered "you sir / ma'am have a good eye for cars...", I've found people, in general, don't like to be corrected, I just agree and move on "ya, Stallone was great as the Terminator"; unless safety is involved (ie bomb squad guy" I'm cutting the blue wire", "erm.. red wire")
I once complemented a guy, getting gas, on his well done civic (it happens!) and he was all offended "it's a type R man" and while feeling like saying "wow, and you take it of the museum?" just said "niice...."
So I just figure no one else is going to care if it's really a 370 or a 350 or an ecclipse or a nismo let them go home and say "I saw a Bugatti at the Qwuick-E-Mart"

jpkirk 07-22-2015 09:01 AM

But it was a type R Bugatti. :eek:

klee370z 07-22-2015 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3257317)
I cant even count how many times I've gotten "that's a beautiful Porsche" when at a drive thru or other places.


I have always referred to my Z as the poor mans Porsche! :rofl2:

MagmaRed370z 07-22-2015 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpkirk (Post 3263825)
But it was a type R Bugatti. :eek:

Or a 350z Type R Nismo Lambo.


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