Gentle! I need the bar to grow beyond 30!!
 

Into my 2nd week. The lovely orange mpg bar is my deterrent!

...oooo...k...

I get 30mpg with a 20 mph tailwind :D

If you need it to "grow" there are alot of male enhancement products out on the market. :ugh2::nutswinger:

I'm 49 and I haven't grown a bit since high school.

The Z is a wino with the liver of Prometheus.

It will guzzle all the juice you pour into it and demand more in short order.

It is the Bukowski of automobiles; a talented, but thirsty poet.

Let it drink deep and run wild.

Or... sell it and buy a Civic. There's always that.

Hi

Winner of the dumbest thread ever.

Not even close. Chii370 has the lifetime achievement award. :rofl2:

True, is he back?

Well at least winner of the 2014 dipsh1t threads.

Unfortunately, no. We miss him. Kyle really was a special little snowflake. He must be gone for good, since there's been a few "Nismo Vs..." threads and he didn't show up. Those threads used to be like saying Beetlejuice three times. :rofl2:

Who is this chii370 you speak of...and what is the title of the thread? I must see........

He is (was?) a member. There's no one specific thread. It's a lifetime achievement award.

I got lured into opening this thread thinking it was going to be about height or penis size

I think I need an adult.

If you wanted mileage, you should have bought a Corvette ;) My 05 got 36 on the highway

Actually, after a second reading, I'm no longer sure this semi-literate poster was referring to MPG at all, but rather simply that he doesn't really like the weird LED fuel meter the Z has...

:confused:

or both?

Oh well. Maybe in "coffeeland" that post makes more sense.

:iagree:

My 08 with a nasty cam, headers, headwork, etc... got 29 mpg while tearing booty from Texas to Florida.

Maybe if he stopped snorting the coffee he would make more sense, probably not but I can dream right.

wtf... am I missing something?

It's not you, but the OP is messing a chromosome or something.