^ Black Hawk Down.

"Hey wait, you forgot to get married!"

EDIT: Due to PHAILAN!

BTW, that is Spaceballs! COM' ON!

"Don't let the fact that you won't be able to sit down all summer affect your game"

gj on the spaceballs quote :tup:

not a clue on the sit down one. makes me think of someone burning their ass

It was Dazed and Confused.

How about this one? "I guess he didn't like the oatmeal, neither. "

you gave up way too easily. let it ride, give other ppl a shot.

Vipor, i dont want to create a stalemate... this thread is entertaining me through this work day. LETS KEEP IT GOING!!

Death Race

"I can make your face look like a pie, Guy."

The slammin salmon

You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Joe Dirt

Might be a tuff one for yas but-- There's a hole as big as my d*ck in the left wing

^^Memphis Belle

Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Caddyshack?? (cant remember if 1 or 2)

"Who died and made you fvcking king of the zombies?"

Shaun of the dead....

"What do tiger's dream of when they take a little tiger snooze"

Here's a blast from the past...

"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is! Hallelujah! Holy Sh**! Where’s the Tylenol?"

The Hangover

You know when you hear girls say "Ah man, I was so ****-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****** that guy?" We could be that mistake!

Superbad...


"I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude!"