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Gasoline fight anyone?
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Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says "Fix my car", or "Fix my computer" I don't claim it's sexist. I fix her **** cuz I'm good at it. You're good at making sandwiches. Next time a girl asks me to fix her ****, I'm just going to get offended and go "Fix your own ****". Let's see who gets hurt more, me without a sandwich or you without a car.
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Remember guys we love women..:hello:
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So I figured id test this statement posted above, and asked the wife to make me a turkey sandwich, politely I might add, (thought id give it a try since like the post says, im always fixing her stuff) and I got no response. I then asked a little louder (I was in the other room), still nothing. I then YELLED....
dead silence..... I then asked her to make a pot of coffee ten minutes later...told me to get off my fat *** and do it myself. Im going to remember that when the startup script on her 300 dollar POS HP laptop decides to not run. "Get off your fat *** and fix it yourself" Such a great relationship we have. |
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We joke though, love her to death.
I wont bring her to any meets, we are always cutting each other down. We are like an old married couple, but have been married for 5 months to the day. |
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