I guess no one mentioned to you that you traded in your right to decide what counts and what doesnt when you traded in the Z :stirthepot:

You guys have to throw me overboard before you can releive me of my post!




Haha... I can see it now, "anyone up for a river cruise?"

I hear the Potomac is beautiful this time of year :roflpuke2:

hows a trip to the inner harbor sound?

This is a tough decision. Which meet can I not possibly make it to because I'm looking for work.

(1) King's Contrivance. This one's close to me, but if I try, I can really not make this one.
(2) Fairfax. Well, there's always the threat of Steve raping me, and I'd have to deal with heavy traffic on the way back, which is not unlike being raped.

You know what guys, I can't decide. Let me know where you're meeting, and I still won't be there because life is a bag of herpes for me these days. lol

Fairfax bitches!

Then we'll do KC the week after that, then Fairfax, then KC, then Fairfax, then KC, then Fairfax, then KC, then Fairfax, then KC, and so on.

I say an OC meet, so when we throw Steve overboard there's more chance of a Shark Attack than there is on a river cruise ;)

And then we all get to eat funnel cake :tup:

Funnel cake as my last meal? Alright. :D

Ruh roh... somebody had to mention "funnel cake" around this group. Surprised Darren hasn't jumped all over this one yet hahaha

Jay, as George Carlin once said, paraphrasing Sigmund Freud...

"Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a big brown d*ck."

Haha! I've heard that skit from Carlin before, epic stuff.

Here's one for Steve since there's talk of throwing him overboard:

"Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense!"

Only one way to settle this. dance off.

Don't come bringin' anything but your A-game, Steve.0. When I start poppin' n lockin', you'll regret you ever stepped it up. I'll serve you like yo momma serve pancakes*.



* I don't actually know if your mother serves pancakes, if they are good, or if she serves them well. I am merely positing a forward assumption based on outdated societal norms. If your father is the better pancake server, then I change my insult to poppa.

Okay so we aren't meeting in MD this weekend but we are meeting in Fairfax? Sorry but some of us were representing in Georgia last weekend so forgive me if I'm a little slow here.

Pancakes, Jon.


I think that Fairfax is what's being discussed. I won't be available for meets for quite a while. But VA kinda deserves a "Mulligan" for last week, since you and Tony were on Jorja Gaycation, and no one from MD trekked to Fairfax. In other words, you and I didn't go to VA, so MD wasn't represented ;)

Yes, its Fairfax this weekend and MD next.