So that's why the waiters always try to connect with a spinning leg kick if you tip lightly.

Beat me at the track?? hmmmmm, I dont think so brother.

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Besides magic, sorcery, and weight loss...what are you basing this on? :-P

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Im GOING to beat him on the drag strip...

He's got the need, the need to not speed :icon17:

Right right, I hear what you're saying, but I'm approaching this from a realistic standpoint here, so I'm curious what you're bringing to the table that will tip the scales in your favor.

Currently, he far surpasses you in track time (unless you are hiding something), which has significant impact. Power mobs will likely be negligible, barring forced induction or spraying.

So what makes you absolutely positive you are going to win? Sheer will and determination?

Well its simple, its a drag strip, fastest one down to the line right? On top of that, you look at both cars, his car and mine. I know i've taken better care of my car, maintenance wise, and thats important, and it'll show on the strip.

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If that is your only strategy you have planned, you may as well start preparing your concession speech now.

Unless you think he's lost 100 horsepower or so due to poor maintenance?

Or maybe I'll just keep my mouth shut and let it play out as it is :-p

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I mean, if by some chance I happen to lose, I'll swallow my pride, and give him props.

I'll probably be doing the opposite. I'm seeing beer and some form of potatoes in my future...and probably asparagus. :p

Beer Asparagus piss must smell WONDERFUL