I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

-Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan in Dirty Harry...

Joe Dirt: "You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"

Thats it, Baby.....Slide it in deep..
(can't remember movie title):tup:

Know what I like about them high school girls? I get older and they stay the same age.


I came here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ***. Looks like I'm almost out of beer.

"...is it safe...?"

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."

No, I Am Your Father.

"you can't handle the truth!!!"

...."I'll be back".....c'mon I thought this would be the 1st one..damn kids :tup:...or "run Forest run"....:icon18:

"well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ***..."

"i am serious: and don't call me shirley...!"

Step Brothers

(Looking at Vintage Porno Mags)

"Its like Masturbating in a Time Machine"

"hey dad, you wanna have a catch?"