that many ? give me another year to sort through them all...........


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i see my kid come home and immediately runs off to his buddy's house. :icon17: haha
my younger kid's doing his homework.

being kind is priceless be a ******* *** is not acceptable....

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:icon17: i cant really think of intelligent jokes...

make love not war!!!! :tup:

any problems just log on..........lap top on board........


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your jokes are intelligent and funny :icon17:

well i asked a girl to be my girlfriend today and i thought she said yes but she clarified later and said no :|

what do you need Pie...............................

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i need a hug :D

now i think she's mad at me :ugh2:

be careful and make sure she is not a he.....its 2014...........

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my wife says that my jokes are at a 5yr old's intellectual level... :icon17:

my sick humor has no age attached........

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woo~ which reminds me. i wonder if she got me the two slip on splints for my middle fingers. :D
oh wait, my injury is on my pointing finger. :icon17:

i love them! :icon17:

:rofl2: hahaha!!

she is definitely a she, i met her in person once!

guess we all kids inside. :tup:

wat do you do, just flip em over to check or? :confused:


;)

sorry pie...find a near bye tree.....


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hello my name is xip and i'm 5 :icon17:

i will be crying myself to sleep tonight :crying:

wow, we same age. me also 5 :tup:

now i just sound like an asian... :ugh:

me like u very much!!!! best friends forever!!! <3

remember the movie Crocodile Dundee.........shake on it.............

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:icon18: yah that was one crazy movie :tup:

i still dunno the difference between crocs and gaters :ugh2:

Dundee was one bad dude with that serious knife...........

:tup:

:yawn:

reading this makes no sense right now i'm so tired from :postwhore:'ing
HowStuffWorks "What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?"

put you hand in either and its gone...do the math pie

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he waz. :tup:

yah, not sure the difference between crocs and gaters either... maybe we should all watch national geographic on youtube tonight to find out.

while searching we get ADD and start watching hippo's chasing cats or something. lol

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2 hands + 1 croc = 1 hand
2 hands + 1 gater = 1 hand
2 hands + 1 croc + 1 gater = 0 hands!!!!

don't worry bro.....

i still couldn't figure out the difference between prius and tesla...

woah!! :eekdance: :rofl2:

i like the discovery channel...to watch and learn is the way...........

:tup:

economy seating + taffyapple = 2 seats gone

:confused:

:tup: yah, i also like watching air crash invetigation. i learned so much from that program. :D

also seconds from disaster. :tup: