My mom is great. In small doses. You'll be fine. She's actually quite amusing, just a bit tiring when there is no escape.

And, no -- no even she can get me off the wagon.

That is an interesting expression, by the way.

The following is plagiarized:

"The original version of this expression, 'on the water wagon' or 'water cart,' which isn't heard anymore, best explains the phrase. During the late 19th century, water carts drawn by horses wet down dusty roads in the summer. At the height of the Prohibition crusade in the 1890s men who vowed to stop drinking would say that they were thirsty indeed but would rather climb aboard the water cart to get a drink than break their pledges. From this sentiment came the expression 'I'm on the water cart,' I'm trying to stop drinking, which is first recorded in, of all places, Alice Caldwell Rice's Mrs. Wiggs of the Caggage Patch [1901], where the consumptive Mr. **** says it to old Mrs. Wiggs. The more alliterative 'wagon' soon replaced cart in the expression and it was eventually shortened to 'on the wagon.' 'Fall off the (water) wagon' made its entry into the language almost immediately after its abstinent sister."

:hello: evening

Good evening:tiphat:

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Good morning!!!

Good Morning Everyone!

^Good Morning my morning buddy!
I'll be working this weekend.

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How do you do the signature mods list in your handle?
Is that only for premium member features?

Go to the User CP link. On the left hand side there is a section called Settings and Options. Edit Signature is in there.

Spot on thanks buddy.

Now to make that list...hmm
This would be a lifetime list.:tup:

eastwest -->:yawn:

please check YOUR list...:icon08:

dude.

YOUR list.

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do not wait, i need to know right NOW... this is an urgent matter.

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:hello:

onze... I'm talking to YOU.

YOUR list??

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anybody out there???

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:hello:

zoren...

good morning vietnaaaaaam.

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dude.

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Huh?

Oh.

Yes.

Thank you.

Have a great day.

you're welcome. we are even steven now.

i'll be waiting on another rep from you.

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Good morning :tiphat:

Busy day trying to get ready before I go out of town for a week. Plus its gameday with Texas hoping to get revenge on BYU tonight. Senior QB and senior C are out with injuries, so we'll see how things go :eekdance:

Dude I'm itchen!!! You infected me!!! VIRUS alert!!!
Dang my lust I mean my list is dry!
and my rep gun's muzzle been corked by admin. Temporarily :shakes head:

Jar

Im fixing my bucket list. One of them is to go to Texas and watch the F1 race live!
I might not make it this year but fixing to do it next year.
I'll drive 14 hrs to get there!
Need a place to sleep?! Lol

Goodam, everyone! :hello:

Pulling out my G in 10.. :D

Good Morning Mr. Kenchan
Still trying to ignore me man?:tiphat:

I love eating Chinese for breakfast!
Drive safe.:tup:

Happy Saturday dudes!!!!! :hello:

morning all

Good morning! :hello:

almost NFL time!!!! :woot: less than 24 hours!

I don't know... do you need a place to sleep? :icon17: We have a guest bed in the home office lol. But we are far away from the track. The only nice thing is our route to the track is 40 min of 80 mph toll road :tup: :driving:

pie

Woof

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