so m-day is over with much success, im batter up for f-day. :D

i think im going to ask for a small 23" LCD to use in my music room. :D
mostly for my photo editing, possible future ps3, and streaming vid.

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:hello: traveling today?

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What day am I not?

I flew yesterday, rapidly heading toward Platinum Status on Delta for the year 2015. I should hit it next month.

If I hit Diamond, I am going to resign.

crap, i keep forgetting to order nail clippers... until i get another hangnail... :ugh:

wow, do you get to straddle on top of the plane like a cowboy if platinum status? :tup:

No, but there are the footrubs....

...and boarding before all the riff-raff...

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so you get to look down at the coach class when they hop on after you. :icon17:

oh hello there little kenchan. hope you enjoy your toilet seat at the very back of the plane. :rofl2: ahahaha!

:ugh:

clip! (from back of plane) .................................................. ... bing!

clip!! .................................................. .......................bing!!!

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:eek:

10 points for moving targets. :tup:

Yesterday, this very large woman was sitting behind me. Every time "Shamu" had to get up, which was numerous times, she pulled hard on my seat back for leverage. She woke me up twice. I glared at her the second time and she said "what?"

I replied, "Stop f-cking with my seat. Thank you."

in my area we call them taffyapples. :tup:

they make sure they dont put them in the back of the plane as it messes with the plane's balance. lol

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meanie...:mad:

:rolleyes:

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congrats to you mr. ken saan, coming up on 40,000 posts.

sir, if you dont mind me asking... where is your diet pepsi sir?

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:eekdance: sorry for 39,999 of useless posts.... :ugh:


:eekdance: minimum 1 mile away... :eekdance:

I flew more than 110,000 wiles last year and already more than 50,000 this year.

I spend a good deal of time on planes. There is a way to do it correctly (as I do) and a way to be friggin' oblivious and act like flying is an utterly new, baffling, scary experience each and every time.

Most people fall into the latter category.

i too hate seeing and hearing dumbarse newb fliers getting pissed off when they hear their flight has been delayed.

but wat i hate most is people messing with my seatback (kicking or pulling) while im in the f-king seat. :mad:

then i'll be like oh time to RELAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.... FULL RECLINE fu . LOL

but with my luck i'll be in the very last row and seat cant recline... :ugh:

and hear BANG! toilet door closing every 2-3min. :ugh2: x13hrs.

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as long as the pilot doesnt tailstrike, i suppose im at the safest part of the plane. :icon17:

or just the last one watching how i will die just like everyone in front of me died a split moment ago. :eekdance:

but i will probably just fall out of the plane and land in a pickup truck getting ready to head out into the field to pick something. and i will work that day with the others picking veggies and fruits.

and other would be asking... 'hey where you from?'

and im like 57A?

they'll be like :confused:

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yah, somewhere in the back of my head something tells me it's unnatural for me to be in the air 35000ft, 550mph...

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suck it up duuuuude.:icon17:

im loving it duuude.

onze, im just messing with you duuude. :icon08:

Afternoon everyone :tiphat:

Me: Quarterly bonus check for clutch parts and tires, please :tup:
Boss (also me): Coming right up!

I do not suffer fools easily.

It's a flaw I have.

wtf....mr.jar you grow money or something? im doing it wrong.. :ugh2:


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