Stiff drink, hookers and blow...:ugh2:

Small world :icon17:

fill up new bowl of water for my dog and refill food bowl
make bed
wash face
get dressed in athletic clothes
ab workout
drink water/coffee
pushups
stretch
cardio workout (either one of the following: run, skate, jump rope, bike)
lift
shower/get dressed
eat breakfast
check news/emails/etc.

coffee, smoke, take a sh1t, and if it's my birthday or special occasion I'll rub one out.

A good shit.

If that doesn't happen, my whole day is ruined.

i totally forgot about taking a ****, can't forget that

Shower. Daily.

AKA
Breakfast of Champions, take a shít and since I made it another day, rub one out

I wake up to my Jack Russell licking my lips and throws in a lick on the eyeball, with my wife telling me to let him out to pee/walk
Right now its winter here, so the minute after that happens, Im reminded I cant drive my Z as I walk past her in the garage to let "Luigi" out to pee....

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Hit snooze twice, get up at 451 and say **** work...why did I stay up till midnight? Jump in my dad's car and fall asleep till work.

Around 730 I finally am actually awake lol

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The actual, official "Breakfast of Champions" is a Martini (well that or Wheaties, but I like the Kurt Vonnegut version better).