Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Good point!

Oh now you've done it...

- Why is a shipment in a car, and cargo is on a ship?

Farts don't smell in space.

^ I think farts would be one of the last things you'd worry about in space :icon17:

speaking of gasses, carbon monoxide disperses evenly into the air... so i read.

Farts smell on Uranus.

That's right I just made a Uranus joke.

your anus (?)

lol

Brake cleaner will remove 2oz of touch up paint out of your living room carpet before your wife knows.

Been there done that.:tup:

Dogs are colorblind

That's why they frequently get hot crossing roads; can't tell red lights from green lights.

Kind of a bummer, but they can lick their balls so it ain't all bad.

:roflpuke2:

Oriental's genitals are generally smaller and black people's are generally larger.:icon14:

Does this apply to females as well?