Broke the Top Gun string.

^ Is wrong, that's a part of top gun

^ Rode with Lemers in the Elevator. Stopped in between 2 floors for 4 hours... :wtf2:

Stopped the elevator and put a hidden camera in it hoping for adult activities to go on so he can fap relentlessly to the sounds and visuals, but only got two bored men on camera- which he fapped to anyway.

^ Decided it was better to turn in his dildo than go to the Top Bun convention

^ Lost that loving feeling

^ Attempted to punch out but cracked his canopy instead... Should be expecting a phone call in 9 mo. :wtf2:

shakes my nerves and rattles my brain

^ Loves to go through another man's Jetwash

just received an international greeting sign from me :)

^ Must have just buzzed my tower... :icon17:

^ Is very dangerous

^ flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog stuff out of Hong Kong!

wants some butts :wtf2:

Can't do a negative 4 g pushover