Likes privates, but only the male ones.

^ Is so happy the 'Dont ask, don't tell' policy is gone, he doesn't have to hide his h0mosekzuality meow.

Deliberately tried to act :superghey: to get a discharge, like Max Klinger. Will have to sell his dresses now.

^ Saw my ebay page where they were for sale for $1.00, he placed the current top bid of $10,000

knows that there is no such thing as "overpriced" when a dress makes my hips look fierce like those would.

^ Could just wear tin foil, and would maintain his fierceness...

knows I make this sh*t look good

^ Mythbusters did prove you could polish shit... So your logic is plausible :rofl2:

would bang a mythbuster, and not Kari Byron, either.

^ Has no problem banging his way to fame, and I don't mean he's the one doing the banging... :wtf2:

has a point. Most female executive types like to do all the work, bronco bustin'!

^ Has a point as well, although you cant see it when it's in use since it's strapped in... not on. :icon14:

still bangin' his way to the back of the kennel.

^ Offers a happy hour special 24 hours a day... :icon08:

has it twisted. no hour spent communicating with him can accurately be described as "happy". Just ask any of the innumerable sex phone operators he's paid over the years.