Doesn't know the difference in fi and fi.

isn't making any damn sense... again

Doesn't understand my brand of humor..."sarcasm"

^ Wears Sarcasm brand underwear.

a forum sponsor who reads our underwear?!?!?!

^ Is loved by many.

^ Noticed the tag was crooked.

^ Agreed with me while proceeding to continue his life belief of living his life 10 seconds at a time.

^ Likes to pirate 18 wheelers for dvd players

Needs DVD players and monitors in his Z, because Xzibit assures him that they're "sick"

Want Xzibit to put $20k into his crappy car and not one cent into the engine

^ Likes cherries. So Xzibit hooked him up with a dark cherry man in his trunk!

^ Yo dawg, your name says West Coast, so we put some sand and a pool in your van so you can have the west coast in your van when you park it at the west coast!

looks just like Buddy Holly.
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
XwChriswX don't care what they say about yous anyway.
He don't care about that!

^ Knows that THIS BE his favorite song as well as theme to his life.