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Loves to handle brawny
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^ Likes it when his man wears flanel shirts...
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isnt white if he doesnt love flannels
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^ Is ridin dirty... needs to get his hepatitis shots :shakes head:
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got his *** drilled by a unicorn horn last night.
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Gonna be the godparent of the first smurficorn
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smurfed so many hot smurfing b*tches that his smurf really itches now when he's out smurfing in the warm Texas smurf.
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Knows I have an iron clad smurf
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Cuts birthday cake with a sawzall
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cuts the cheese with ruthless efficiency
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bakes the beans like no ones business
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Releases more gas than a German Prison camp
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Breaks more wind than airplane wings
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pulls the wings off of flys
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freezes winged animals to tie strings to them and fly them
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