Doesn't know my family

doesn't know mine either

Don't use protection

was the result of my lapse in judgement

Cracks me ups.

will become famous soon eough

Will live on the moon

knows i will need a Hasselblad camera if i'm going to live on the moon, it's what NASA uses... got $20k i can borrow for a used camera body? hmm might need some lenses too

Will give 20k to boost his znot his camera

would be helping me out if had a Z... instead i would use said $20k to mad scientist something crazy into my truck :)

Using my military money to fund his twin turbo frontier project.

has probably never been attacked by someone while in a chair only to be barraged with a bunch of knees for loling at them

Doesn't understand what he said either.

has a gambling addiction

^ Has a crack addiction