^is wondering where everyone is at

^ Needs more imaginary friends

^should know I have voices not friends

/\ Because he is so sad, the Voices wont even call him a friend.

^should know they tell me to hurt people so they are not my friends

/\ Is confused, apparently believes there are such things as 'nice' voices... ALL voices tell you to hurt people that aren't friends lol

^should become one of my voices lol

/\ Already hears too many... needs to fire one before he can hire a new one.

*** <-- Hey you, not you, yeah you voice.... YOUR FUCKIN FIRED!!

^should look into it because a position just opened

/\ Can't afford me... I know how shitty military salaries are lol.

^knows whats up. should know we get another 3.5% increase in a few months though

/\ Nice, but yeah, I didn't make E-5 this year... again. by 2 f*ckin points... GAY. So I guess I'll test again and make it next year simply by TIS/TIG...

^should know I'm an E-4... for the second time in my career

/\ Must have a jealous Gunny reporting on him... (Jealous of his hot wife that is)

^should know I dont... lol. Just got myself into some trouble and had to man up to the consequences

/\ I hear you on that one, I went E-3, E-2, E-3, E-4...

Article 15 for 'Supposedly' telling a Master Sargent (E-7) "F*ck You, Sir!"

Yeah ok, if I was gonna say somethin disrespectful like that, I'm dammed sure not gonna put 'Sir' at the end of it...

Article 15 turnout:

Reduction in Grade (Lost 2 years TIS/TIG had to wait 10 months to sew on E-3 again)

Forfiture of $500

Black Sheep forever now...

^should know in the Marine Corps that would have just been "handled" not with office hours

/\ Would gladly have preferred it to be that way, I'd brick fist him to no end...

^should know that's how some of my ummm "confrontations" have ended

/\ I wouldn't call them confrontations, I'd call them agressive negotiations!

^has got that right

/\ Figured you'd be E-5/E-6'ish... Sorry to hear your in the same boat as me lol.

^Should know I'd be an E6 by now, lol.

/\ Same here, came in June of '03...

^came in 2 months before me, lol.

/\ Basic was twice as long as mine though... more fun too.

^if you call it fun again I'll track you down and treat you like a Marine Recruit... you'll find a better adjective then

^also should know it's Boot Camp not Basic

/\ Should Know I went through it at P.I. for a week. (Yeah I know not 13, but it was just a taste) Full up, and it was awesome. Loved it. Worst part was the sand fleas lol.

^a week of "play bootcamp" is no where near the real deal. sorry bro

/\ Doesn't understand it wasn't "Play" B.C., it was full up.

^did you get punched in the face, your rifle kicked into the face, made to bring the sand pit into the squad bay via all of your pockets so you could get "pitted" in house, *** kicked in the shower, made to count tile squares in the squad bay, forced to crawl through c-wire, forced to drill with objects like your foot locker, seabag or mattress... I can keep going

/\ Yes actually, but again only for 1 week... it was a 'taste' lol.

^should know I'm not trying to play the biggest d*ck game. Just trying to show that week 1 can be fun, week 2 turns serious and every week after that you think about a mutiny and a few murders

/\ I know your just being a Marine who went through something resembling a resprt spa in hell and think someone is mocking it... Not at all, I completely understand what you went through and the amount of physical, mental, and emotional strength it takes to endure that. This is why Marines have my upmost respect... so long as they arent giant d-bags...

^should know it's all good mang

/\ It is all good... accept for the fact we should be making 2wice what we do for What we do lol.

^word... I agree with that bro mang

^ has been owning this thread recently with Chris

^knows we's runs dis sheiznit dog, lol.