is dirty

is white as snow

is brown as mud

is so full of crap his eyes are brown

is right for once

agrees

gave me rep for corona but apparently forgot i don't drink, i'd be happy to buy a drink for him tho if he was ever in the area or i his

likes Ice Tea?

likes country music?

likes lemonade

^ never helps me with my homework

Never asked?

^ is supposed to be able to read his man's mind.

Already knows drunks have trouble reading minds

fails every time