^cause he knows you

^ Should explain why this is a problem, I'm rolling in bitches :rofl2:

^knows hes rollin on something

^ Knows its better to be rollin, than sittin still

spends so much time devising reasons for my single-hood that he's not offering up his female family members for the torture... er, I mean privilege

^ Gets confused so easily, this is why trannies find him so appealing...

^ this guy, on the other hand, couldn't be more certain that he likes men.

definately likes Men!

is attractive only to third world farmers, some species of rhino, and a certain Vance Degeneres

^Is attracted to male primates

is attracted to hermaphrodites

^ Is attracted to anything with a phalic shaped pertrusion...

^ loves the coc

^ Loves french prostitutes, especially the ones with mustaches...

gets a milk mustache... when there's only bulls around