invented the hamster gun, the first hand-held appliance that can launch small-to-moderate sized rodents in excess of 400 yards.

^toped me buy building a shark gun the first gun sto skip a shark more then 2 times

^ Built a hampster Hand Grenade by feeding a hampster black powder for a week then lighting its tail

Because hamster tails are extremely short, this gentleman followed it up with a gerbil grenade, which uses the exact same technology but gives the thrower a longer getaway.

^ Real men use hand grenades that rhyme... hence Hampster Hand Grenade :tup:

Uses hamsters for his grenades because his gerbils all mysteriously disappear up his butt the night before

^ Must have pulled the recovery string too hard :roflpuke2:

Is like the mother teresa of hardcore s&m.

^ Thinks frost is the Ghandi of S&M

probably would agree, except that Ghandi never made him wear a humiliator

^ Just admitted to wearing the humiliator.... :icon08:

has admitted to worse in the past, like <censored for content> on a bicycle until the handle bars came off, and then shoving <censored for content>, which looks strangely like sammy sosa at the plate.

^ Name is Shado [EXPLICIT] Quad

Xw stands for "xenophobic wanker", and wX stands for "without x-chromosomes".

^knows i am now lost lol