^ is bob's chauffeur

is Bobs trainer

^ is bob's fluffer

is bob's taster

^ is bob's genital waxer

hike's with bob

^ wants to tell bob that high fiving isn't really done anymore and that it's weird, but doesn't want to make things between them awkward.

has talked to bob about that already

^ knows that's why bob and I don't speak anymore

doesn't get in the middle of him and bob

^^is bob

repeat

^^ repeater

parrot

^ smokes 8 packs a day