^ Is loved by many.

^ Noticed the tag was crooked.

^ Agreed with me while proceeding to continue his life belief of living his life 10 seconds at a time.

^ Likes to pirate 18 wheelers for dvd players

Needs DVD players and monitors in his Z, because Xzibit assures him that they're "sick"

Want Xzibit to put $20k into his crappy car and not one cent into the engine

^ Likes cherries. So Xzibit hooked him up with a dark cherry man in his trunk!

^ Yo dawg, your name says West Coast, so we put some sand and a pool in your van so you can have the west coast in your van when you park it at the west coast!

looks just like Buddy Holly.
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
XwChriswX don't care what they say about yous anyway.
He don't care about that!

^ Knows that THIS BE his favorite song as well as theme to his life.

needs to listen to better music

^ Had no clue that the song was shadoquads favorite song.

needs to tell his co workers to give me better service for an oil change thats doesnt take two hours

Needs to find the complaint "I don't give a fvck" box.

needs to be a premium member to say anything in the first place

Doesn't realize that this thread isn't in the prem section.

made William Shatner cry once... bastard...

Let William Shatner invade his "undiscovered country"

is sounding more and more like a Trekkie

would still let lemers go where no man has gone before :eek:

Is already Searching for Spock

is about to feel my wrath if you don't lay off the Trek references ><

Wants "First Contact" from William Shatner

is my Nemesis most of the time in this thread

is the wesley crusher of my hopes and dreams. (double whammy)

Dates a man named Scottie just so he can say " Beam me up Scottie" at that special moment.

Still messes up the line once in a while.

Has no "Final Frontier" left for William Shatner

spends all his time firing photon torpedoes with Mr. Sulu

http://www.globalnerdy.com/wordpress...akei-oh-my.jpg

has a cold heart

doesn't have one

has been there and back

got me the t-shirt while we were there

Wears a tshirt that says"^^I'm with Cali Jamaican?"

knows how to skip a post

Doesn't get that my last post was a direct reference to HKY's t-shirt comment

feels stupid

Should speek for himself because I know what I was talking about

doesnt care what you say...its a free country

^is asleep