was blinded by the light

Did the blinding

likes to pick on blind guys

Likes to ninja trip blind people

has never seen it happen

points blind people in the right direction

Yells obscenities at deaf people

Is mute

^has pointy hair

has a sick mb Z

^still boosting

likes to boost

cooks excellent meals for people with no tastebuds

^----- Wants to learn to cook those meals as well.

^ Received a Medal of Honor for Meritorious Service, but it was for having sex with people too fat to leave their house.

^----- Made me LOLZZZZZZZZ :bowrofl::bowrofl:

needs a bigger car

^---- Needs to trade me his frontier for an '04 little tike customz

Has some sweet three spokes on his little tike

^ Has returned.

^ put the "laughter" in "manslaughter"

Ended the life of the wife by stabbing her with his knife.

^ Cut his wrist after pounding his fist cause his wife was pissed when she got the jist of the girl he kissed by a twist of fate in this, his life of late. :tup:

Dam!

is, surprisingly, at a loss for words

^ should take a road trip to MD and take awesome pics of shado's Z, for the price of dinner & a six pack.

P.S. worth a try... :)

sounds like a Corona Offer

^ Comes with an Italian Job

^ Comes in the Italian Ice.

^ Takes the Italian Ice by the slice it's so nice cause its not rice which would entice if he was from Japan but sorry no dice man.

knows that i don't drink so doesn't try to bribe me with alcohol :)

^ obviously assumes "alcohol" when he hears "six pack"... Not that a six pack of Coca-Cola is getting him to MD any faster. lol

^ Should give him a 6 pack of Nawz then :tup:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eZdrsewW2y...0/nosdrink.jpg

^^ fills gas tanks with NOS drinks

^ Has Nawz on standby in his G

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...y222009020.jpg

has a new avatar and it cracks me up

likes to laugh at peoples avatar

doesn't have a phunny avatar for me to laugh at

doesn't have one either

used to grace the cover of "Tiger Beat"