^knows that his color is badass

should get a blue Z

likes to play episodes of The Smurfs on stereo while driving around

^ has a FAIL avatar

is located in the same state as me

^has an irish name.

is aware that i'm a desperate sucker for red heads lol

is desperate

^ Loves him some Gingers :tup:

not real Mary Ann..

^ wants Gilligan

wants the professor

wants gilligan...... and the respect :wtf2:

Must have done a reach around on gilligan but doesn't want people to know...

doesn't have the common decency to give out reach arounds...

^ Expects to get reacharounds without givin up the back door

knows the back door has a brown surprise inside

^ Loves the chocolate starfish

likes anus chocolate

^ Likes hot dog flavored water

likes golden showers

^ Gargles the golden goodness

Must have done it once before.

^ Earned his prem membership that way.

Must have received one in the past

^ Wants HKY to give him his first run through

watched jaws backwards to watch a shark throw people up and magically heal them in its mouth

^ Should invent a reverse playing blu ray drive so we can just watch the ending and try to figure out how we got there.

^ made me laugh and watched lord of the rings trilogy backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the time just walking home

^ Made me think he was watching a chick flick at first... :wtf2:

Is terrible at guessing!

^ Is making me have to have a separate tab just for this thread...

^made me open a separate tab last night

^ Shouldn't speak about our alt tab sessions in public...

Pfffffffffft the noise he made when he saw me speaking abt our tabs publicly

^ Must have bugged my house! I must go search for them meow! :ughdance:

is looking in the fire place and lighting fixtures but wont find them!!! :happydance:

has sent this thread spiraling down into oblivion along with chris

does realize that with almost 600 pages it must have stared before i came to the forum

is who i'm gonna blame it on though...